robotfuckface

things move forward with the house buying. the inspection revealed that a new furnace is needed, and that it's the seller's responsibility to buy it.

yay. free furnace.

i found twenty bucks on the floor. later, we got two checks in the mail as part of a class action lawsuit against airborne.

yay. free money.

i was in the kitchen and my wife started making out with me and feeling me up out of nowhere. then she alluded to sexual activity occurring later.

yay. free boner.