robotfuckface

my gf and i are watching through all of supernatural. i think all the sexy, black-eyed, demon chicks are having an effect on us. we are both extremely sore.

today has been nothing but cookies, cigarettes, exorcisms, and orgasms.

it's disorienting to be this happy.

being happy means not having much to complain about.

it also means you're often drenched in sweat and out of breath.

see? nothing to complain about.

while i was away, everything changed.

it was four months ago today that i rebooted my life. i got out of my hellish long distance nightmare and met jocelyn. immediately i knew i had found someone completely amazing, so brilliant and sweet and truly capable of anything. she and i are perfect for each other. the way we connect is almost eerie. this has definitely...
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so i was thinking about sg today and my tendencies to... ahem... allow the viewing public access to all manner of images of me, and i realized that my junk had been seen in at least FIVE different countries. while this might make some less exhibitionist and more sane people pause, i'm sort of proud that my wang is an international playboy, gracing Europe one...
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hahahahahahahahahaha

it looks like i'm back, if only for three months.

may god have blah blah on your blahs.

sometimes people on here are incredibly nice.

thanks to everyone who cares.

zero zero zero zero one.

i've begun to turn my life around. it's making me very happy. better still, it's making the people i care about want to be close to me again. quitting smoking, testing my blood, saving my money, eating right... all of these things are beginning to feel natural. life for the past week or so has been very, very good.

and i have her to thank.

i'm as single as a person can be.
all human females beware.

my ability to maintain human relationships is at an all time low. i really don't want to think it's my fault, but i'm the common denominator in all these failed interactions, so i have to be realistic. i'm pretty overwhelmed by how much in my life is broken. it's getting to the point where i call it a good day when something doesn't completely collapse...
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