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Now Jesus, being Jewish, was probably circumcised. When he was resurrected, do you think his foreskin came back too? Considering it had been seperated from him a long time ago, maybe it arose from a patch of dirt thousands of miles from Jesus's tomb. Maybe it was just sort of floating in the air for a while, all disembodied and majestic until a starving leper mistook it for a pork rind and tried to eat it. And it cured his canker sores! Maybe the foreskin was left behind after Jesus went to heaven, and now a chosen one from each generation wears it around his or her neck and goes around doing miracles with it.