robosagogo

I haven't seen my own butt before, and I don't really want to. I'm not entirely optimistic about it, and would prefer to live in total ignorance of my posterial shortcomings.

I am alone this weekend. So, uh, sucking at Viewtiful Joe and forcing the colony of spiders living in my mattress to take up housing elsewhere. This ain't no bed and breakfast, despite what the mysterious appearance of pancakes on my pillow fresh every morn may suggest to you.