Either my roommate's parents have been living here for a week or he's hired a cleaning staff. All that Turkish (which always sounds angry or frustrated) makes it hard to properly comprehend the situation. All I know is that someone else is washing my dishes (by which I mean the two plastic cups I eat my Raisin Bran out of) and I find that agreeable....
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Spooky halloween entry.
Two things that scare me at the moment.
1). Being controlled by idiots. Right now, nothing disturbs me more than the idea of someone being kidnapped and enslaved by malevolent morons. The part that bothers me the most is what would happen if you tried to resist. You could try to protest or reason with them, but each time they'd look at...
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Two things that scare me at the moment.
1). Being controlled by idiots. Right now, nothing disturbs me more than the idea of someone being kidnapped and enslaved by malevolent morons. The part that bothers me the most is what would happen if you tried to resist. You could try to protest or reason with them, but each time they'd look at...
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dingoes8:
Wiser words have not been spoken.
Or typed, as the case may be.
Or typed, as the case may be.
transformergeek:
What happened before is some of th emost beautiful and artistic shit you'll ever read in a comic.
What happens next is kinda crappy and doesn't go anywhere/
What happens next is kinda crappy and doesn't go anywhere/
Sorry for another sad bastard entry. I'm just being honest.
Yesterday was my first day working at the dining hall (4:30-9). I was overenthusiastic and desperate to make friends (as I always am). I tried getting to know this girl, but her favorite song is "A Whole New World" from Aladdin and her favorite movie is Patch Adams (Robin Williams fetish?). I don't know, maybe...
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Yesterday was my first day working at the dining hall (4:30-9). I was overenthusiastic and desperate to make friends (as I always am). I tried getting to know this girl, but her favorite song is "A Whole New World" from Aladdin and her favorite movie is Patch Adams (Robin Williams fetish?). I don't know, maybe...
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transformergeek:
am or pm?
transformergeek:
Word. If I forget, wake me up at 814 883--7109
My fairy godfather's name is Daddy Long Legs. He wears a zoot suit and has no preternatural abilities whatsoever.
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user209834982:
upon snooping your profile, i discovered the anchient and historical mysteries group. which is awsome, i never thought to search for something like that. so thanks....for joining good groups.
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nattytattat:
No protein for awhile....being hypoglycemic I thought this would really affect me, but surprisingly I had lots of energy during it (after the first 3 days anyway)
yo_la_jimbo:
Heh, you mean what is the Wake-Up Game? It's a crappy thread I started when I got home tonight all frustrated and needed a silly outlet. It was fun while it lasted.
I would've attempted a semi-funny reply in your thread but didn't want to go attention-whoring and mess up your mojo.
I would've attempted a semi-funny reply in your thread but didn't want to go attention-whoring and mess up your mojo.
"The dandy has one unique advantage over the common hero. No matter what the situation, he will always be more exquisitely dressed than his enemies. Therefore, he has already triumphed."
cairo:
That quote totally made me laugh out loud. 
thefuckoffkid:
I'm not sure I can handle this icon change, young man.
You ate the words right out of my mouth.
Urrgggaarrrroooooooooooooooo.
I'm eager to be a terrible, terrible first date again. I went to theonion.com's personals section and looked up people in my area. They were all like 30 or above. I guess I'm well below the age at which people are supposed to need that sort of thing? 
mercie:
Thanks for your help... as much as I'm on this site, you'd think I would know where to post things like the nintendo ds topic...
Also, you're 19 and still a baby. I can't get a date to save my life if it makes you feel better?...
Also, you're 19 and still a baby. I can't get a date to save my life if it makes you feel better?...
I have the emotional range of Papa Roach's discography.
Now which of these things should waste my money on?
The hoodie I've thought about getting for two years.
http://store1.yimg.com/I/engrish-store_1859_2264059
Or its snappy t-shirt brethren.
http://store1.yimg.com/I/engrish-store_1863_7073780
Or I can, you know, not be so selfish.
Now which of these things should waste my money on?
The hoodie I've thought about getting for two years.
http://store1.yimg.com/I/engrish-store_1859_2264059
Or its snappy t-shirt brethren.
http://store1.yimg.com/I/engrish-store_1863_7073780
Or I can, you know, not be so selfish.
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jena:
Rough day at the orifice. 
prockg:
It's Fall. The cold is coming. Hoodie.
That Papa Roach line cracked me up.
That Papa Roach line cracked me up.