Weird.
A girl I once had a thing with for a while told me today I am the only guy to ever make her cum during sex. That can't be true... Can it..?
I mean, I think pretty much every girl I've ever been with has. Maybe not ever time we fucked, but fairly often at least. Unless they were faking...?! Now, I'm not saying...
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A girl I once had a thing with for a while told me today I am the only guy to ever make her cum during sex. That can't be true... Can it..?

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bettiebones:
Sadly I'm rushed off my feet this weekend so I won't be able to make it... boo hoo!!! When's the next one in Glasgow or Edinburgh? I hope it goes well

battles:
Thanks for the hot rod intro. I knew the science of octane ratings and such like but there's a world of difference between there and real life.
Agreed, the guys I heard talking about it were probably talking shite. Running an E36 BMW on some kind of rocket fuel? Gies a break.
Speaking of NOS, I spotted a car with a tank on the rear shelf in a car park. I nodded to the guy and made a comment about NOS and he fessed up that it's a fucking car stereo amp. It's all wrong man!
Agreed, the guys I heard talking about it were probably talking shite. Running an E36 BMW on some kind of rocket fuel? Gies a break.
Speaking of NOS, I spotted a car with a tank on the rear shelf in a car park. I nodded to the guy and made a comment about NOS and he fessed up that it's a fucking car stereo amp. It's all wrong man!
Wooop!!
I'm off down to near Northampton to Santa Pod for the FIA Main Event dragrace! Coverage is live on Eurodragster.com, I am working on the Prolong Lubricants Top Fuel dragster driven by Chris Andrews. If you're at the race by any chance, do say hi!!

I'm off down to near Northampton to Santa Pod for the FIA Main Event dragrace! Coverage is live on Eurodragster.com, I am working on the Prolong Lubricants Top Fuel dragster driven by Chris Andrews. If you're at the race by any chance, do say hi!!

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opalia:
Forgotten about those kids now, its just annoying when you don't have a quick fire response for them.
Have a great time. Hope you get a good result.
Have a great time. Hope you get a good result.

bambi:
aawww..thanx for the nice pic you posted - but I have to say I am more into euroboy

Anyone else noticed there are 666 Suicide Girls today listed on the main page?!?!
PS : http://www.myspace.com/karloff


PS : http://www.myspace.com/karloff

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chase:
whoa, thats shit loads of girls, somehow i feel like its getting less elite!!
i want my own trailer!! i've been searching and rates are quite good in bright, i could well be up for that. sun and sea and trailers
stuff dreams are made of that!!
how was the festival?
xx

i want my own trailer!! i've been searching and rates are quite good in bright, i could well be up for that. sun and sea and trailers

how was the festival?
xx
chrissie167587:
Thanx for the comment on my journal - sorry for the tardy reply x
Wow.
The Wasted Festival in Morcambe was soooooo fuckin great!!
I uploaded some photos of various people and bands to a new pics folder, go take a scan. Highlight for me was the 10am-3am non-stop JD and Coke consumption of most days, with the musical highlight definately being Turbonegro yesterday. Fuck me, I'm tired though!!
And very, very, very out of money.... Guess I have...
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The Wasted Festival in Morcambe was soooooo fuckin great!!

I uploaded some photos of various people and bands to a new pics folder, go take a scan. Highlight for me was the 10am-3am non-stop JD and Coke consumption of most days, with the musical highlight definately being Turbonegro yesterday. Fuck me, I'm tired though!!

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donz:
thank you for wishing my tootsie;s better,in future i shall make sure i wear my trusty van;s.all us women are crazy,but im sure that is not a shock to you!!!!!!!!!!!!


"All you hot rod faggots,
All you rockabilly clowns,
Best run for cover,
I'm comin' round..."
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Went out last night and got very very very very drunk! JD and Coke was two quid a go in the club, and that's all I drank the whole time. I went in with 60, I now have 20 left....
And then there was all the shit that...
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All you rockabilly clowns,
Best run for cover,
I'm comin' round..."
==
Went out last night and got very very very very drunk! JD and Coke was two quid a go in the club, and that's all I drank the whole time. I went in with 60, I now have 20 left....

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clearbrightfire:
two quid...I wouldnt have been alive the next day!
bettiebones:
*Sticks out tongue at those silly boys* I'm not going anywhere
Hope you had a great weekend toots



Hope you had a great weekend toots

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vanitykills:
Horrorpunk???!!!!
Hotrods???!!!
I think I might be in love with you, come and live with me in my house of burlesque, we would have the most fucked up kids.....
Will endeavour to make it to Punktrap on the 3rd or should at least meet up wi ya for a drink (me & the bint that runs Punktrap have "issues").
As for the no-jeans-and-trainers rule, it only applies to scabby jeans/trainers, or to ned-types. Basically means no street clothes. If you turn up lookin rockabilly/psychobilly you'll have no probs gettin in. Tell them Vanity sent you!!
Next Noir after this one won't be till October
for Halloween
, but will keep you abreast (tee hee!) of any club noir activity in the meantime and force you to come along!!!!!

Hotrods???!!!



I think I might be in love with you, come and live with me in my house of burlesque, we would have the most fucked up kids.....

Will endeavour to make it to Punktrap on the 3rd or should at least meet up wi ya for a drink (me & the bint that runs Punktrap have "issues").
As for the no-jeans-and-trainers rule, it only applies to scabby jeans/trainers, or to ned-types. Basically means no street clothes. If you turn up lookin rockabilly/psychobilly you'll have no probs gettin in. Tell them Vanity sent you!!
Next Noir after this one won't be till October





chase:
i need a punchbag....til then my mum will do....naaaaa i'm playing...
cool picture
in regards to the first thing you mentioned in this update: yes, thats the reason behind my update!
*computers* <-----kick kick
xx
cool picture

in regards to the first thing you mentioned in this update: yes, thats the reason behind my update!
*computers* <-----kick kick
xx
Hey hey, kids!!!! Woooohahahaha!
God, I've been busy. Don't really know with what exactly though... Isn't that weird?? When time has just flown by but you can't pick up on anything in particular that has taken it all up??
Our gig on Friday night was really really mega! The place was rammed to the hilt, and unfortunately the bar staff started throwing out the under...
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God, I've been busy. Don't really know with what exactly though... Isn't that weird?? When time has just flown by but you can't pick up on anything in particular that has taken it all up??

Our gig on Friday night was really really mega! The place was rammed to the hilt, and unfortunately the bar staff started throwing out the under...
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charley:
Sadly it was an empty iTunes that was the culprit, i forgot to unplug my ipod when I turned on my computer with newly installed Tiger on it and it automatically wiped it! Silly me.
White because it is clean and my house was filthy!
White because it is clean and my house was filthy!
charley:
There is but you have to buy it and it costs about 60 which I can't afford right now, not even for my music!
White wont last five minutes in my house, there are four of us and we have so many parties and visitors but at least it is easy to touch up
White wont last five minutes in my house, there are four of us and we have so many parties and visitors but at least it is easy to touch up

Wheeeeeeee
I bleached my hair white again. Pics tomorrow, when I can be assed taking them and uploading them. For now, I am a tired mofo and heading to my bed. Ahhhh, I've missed it!! There really is nothing in the world like the comfort and safety of your very own bed. Other peoples beds/floor/bath/closet/laundry basket/kitchen worktop/etc just aren't the same
Biiiiig bonus points for...
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I bleached my hair white again. Pics tomorrow, when I can be assed taking them and uploading them. For now, I am a tired mofo and heading to my bed. Ahhhh, I've missed it!! There really is nothing in the world like the comfort and safety of your very own bed. Other peoples beds/floor/bath/closet/laundry basket/kitchen worktop/etc just aren't the same

Biiiiig bonus points for...
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perdy:
Oh I didn't actually get to go to Atlanta....I got to do it in a aircraft hanger typre thing under artificial contidtions......so nice and warm but no tan

opalia:
so close yet so far. Are you sure you didn't sleep on a kitchen worktop and were so drunk that you forgot about it. how you doing? caught up on your sleep yet?
Ugh
Some cretin has given me the fuckin flu
It's just coming on now, hopefully it doesn't get too bad and I can kick its ass real quick! I'm also somewhat bored... No motivation to do anything, plus it's bank holiday today, and now I feel a little crappy. So, I'm watching A.I. on DVD and messing about on the Internet. Hoooray.
Man.... I hate...
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Some cretin has given me the fuckin flu

It's just coming on now, hopefully it doesn't get too bad and I can kick its ass real quick! I'm also somewhat bored... No motivation to do anything, plus it's bank holiday today, and now I feel a little crappy. So, I'm watching A.I. on DVD and messing about on the Internet. Hoooray.
Man.... I hate...
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bettiebones:
Hehe. I'm sure he will
Hope you're having a good day toots

Hope you're having a good day toots



perdy:
A damn good choice, you got flu? you need my tried and tested hot toddy. Whiskey (lots of) lemon juice, manuka honey, hot water.......mix to taste and drink till you can't stand up, repeat untill you're better, makes the whole illness thing much easier to bear

Oh I think that lil' lady wants some zombie action. Quite a compliment to be paid, well done you. After years and years of practice some guys still can't manage it. Us ladies are hard to please
You're in SG Scotland now.
I'm so fucking jealous of your involvement with real life hot rods.
Tell me, these guys I hear talking about running their euro or jap box cars on 'hot rod fuel', are they talking shite?