In a Florida rest home one elderly gent looks up from the evening's card game and exclaims loudly, "How old do you think I am?"
One of the elderly ladies looks up and says, "Stand up for a second."
He stands up.
"Loosen your pants and drop your drawers," she commands.
He does.
"Turn around."
He does.
The elderly lady closes one eye and says "You're 86."
"That's amazing!" exclaimed the old gent. "How did you figure that out?"
The lady looks up from her cards and murmurs, "You told us at breakfast this morning."
One of the elderly ladies looks up and says, "Stand up for a second."
He stands up.
"Loosen your pants and drop your drawers," she commands.
He does.
"Turn around."
He does.
The elderly lady closes one eye and says "You're 86."
"That's amazing!" exclaimed the old gent. "How did you figure that out?"
The lady looks up from her cards and murmurs, "You told us at breakfast this morning."