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No, shattered my elbow playing football, broke into a million pieces so they had to substitute it with a titanium implant. It didn't work out, so now I have nothing in my elbow. It works though. Oh, and are common letters here in Finland, so they have specific keys for them on the keyboard.

And my dad's house sucks, despite the pool table. They left no food for me, so I'm starving while there are dozens of cans of dog food in the cupboard. It's raining sleet. I hear it's sunny in Spain.

I wouldn't count on it...they promised me that in the 21st century we'd all have flying cars and all of our meals would come in pill form. Where's my goddamn flying car and pizza pill?!