roadmama

So as you all know I've been trying to find some part-time work. . .

Craigslist had an add for a female bartender needed to work part time in a "night club" setting. Cool so I called and he proceeded to ask me what was in a Bay Breeze and a Margarita which I answered. He then said it was a topless club and asked if I was comfortable with that. Sure!

He wanted me to work this Saturday night but that's the night of Taste of Chaos and there's no fucking way in hell I'm missing my warped tour reunion! So he said well that's a big strike but I like your style.

Today he called and asked me to come in for an interview with the GM. I went in and the place was so fucking dark after coming in for broad daylight I probably looked like a deer in the god damn headlights. A girl in a very little dress says, "Hello! Welcome to ____, are you here to Audition?!" Heh, um no sorry. . .

I sit down to fill out an ap and the owner comes over and we chat about my sidekick, then my neighborhood and craigslist. After he walks away the GM looked a little perturbed and says that the owner is really "particular" which I took to mean as he doesn't like many people. He seemed fine with me.

I left and 15 minutes later I get a call that they want me to come in and train. Right on! I now bartend at a topless club . . . I think it will be a fun time!

I'm off to Jack's Mannequin to see Jay and sex-offender Bob. . . hehehe