Awake, Thanks To The Dead...
I'm furious. I was dead asleep when my doorbell rang. That pisses me off to no end. Lucky for me I have a nice high operating level of 'not giving a fuck' so I didn't answer the door. The unlucky thing? I have roommates.
"Rand, there's a guy at the door who says you need to move your van."
Motherfucker.
I live next to a funeral home. The funeral home thinks that the entire block is a parking lot for mourning assholes who aren't in any mindset to find an adequate place to leave a vehicle. Maybe its the teary eyes... Apparently my van, although parked legally, was too close to the garage where they deliver the dead people and coffins and such.
Normally I'd be happy to move it but here's why I'm pissed: they caused the issue!
All the mourning parkers have surrounded the garage with illegally parked cars. If any one of them would move to a legit spot there would be NO ISSUE. The dead people and coffins could be delivered easily and with haste. Why the fuck are they waking my ass up to move from a legit spot? They're already awake! They have access to the cars! They are parked illegally!
Fucking dead people piss me off. Those fuckers that hang out with dead people are even worse...
Get a life!
I'm furious. I was dead asleep when my doorbell rang. That pisses me off to no end. Lucky for me I have a nice high operating level of 'not giving a fuck' so I didn't answer the door. The unlucky thing? I have roommates.
"Rand, there's a guy at the door who says you need to move your van."
Motherfucker.
I live next to a funeral home. The funeral home thinks that the entire block is a parking lot for mourning assholes who aren't in any mindset to find an adequate place to leave a vehicle. Maybe its the teary eyes... Apparently my van, although parked legally, was too close to the garage where they deliver the dead people and coffins and such.
Normally I'd be happy to move it but here's why I'm pissed: they caused the issue!
All the mourning parkers have surrounded the garage with illegally parked cars. If any one of them would move to a legit spot there would be NO ISSUE. The dead people and coffins could be delivered easily and with haste. Why the fuck are they waking my ass up to move from a legit spot? They're already awake! They have access to the cars! They are parked illegally!
Fucking dead people piss me off. Those fuckers that hang out with dead people are even worse...
Get a life!
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gadget:
When I lived at my last apartment the same shit would happen to me. Although it was a large apartment complex and they couldn't find me. I'd get notes, or I'd come out to get in my car to head to work and the road would be backed up with cars lining up for a procession. I'd have to wait forever sometimes. The only decent thing that ever came of it was Jim had a funeral flag put on his car, which he of course kept. I'm not sure what happened to it at this point. May have been junked with the car.