today i bought a car. now im trying to get that fucking insurance for it and all my bad driving shit is holding me back. this fucking sucks. im not a bad driver at all, i just had two tickets and two crashes in my past. non of them were even that bad, like 4oo bucks in dammage each time. this blows ass. fuck it....
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weezer!!!!!! free show!!!!! yes!!!!!!! (in case you cant tell, thats a weezer tattoo on my leg) 
wow, im back after many o months. just to let you know, or those who care know, i joined the army and have been in training for the past 6 months. im now one of americas best warriors. go me. the only thing i can say about it is that the army is amazing. i really feel that i am making a difference in the...
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well, the time is coming up to pay the bill for sg, and, im not gonna do it. i need the money...i love all the girls here, so wonderful. but, money. i must say that this is so fucking sappy of me, pussy. oh well. thanks to my fav sg girls for making me happy, and to be honest, i never jerked to any of...
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flipmuhpina:
Maybe Santa will buy you a gift membership for Xmas!?
Hopefully you will come back and join in on the fun!!!
Hopefully you will come back and join in on the fun!!!
hellkittenallie:
oh no! feel free to write me sometime alliekent@gmail.com
Thanks for the love!
Allison
Thanks for the love!
Allison
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.
She was thrilled at the speed.
"If I do 200 mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.
"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.
And as he gets up to 200, she peels off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and...
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She was thrilled at the speed.
"If I do 200 mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.
"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.
And as he gets up to 200, she peels off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and...
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A cucumber, pickle and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.
The cucumber said, "Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."
So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone...
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The cucumber said, "Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."
So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone...
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How to Shower Like a Woman
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror make mental note to do more sit-ups.
4. Get in the shower. Use face...
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1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror make mental note to do more sit-ups.
4. Get in the shower. Use face...
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hellkittenallie:
I wouldn't mind doing a set if I didn't have to get completely naked. I just have this horrible nightmare of the pictures getting back to my parents and them being horrified. That would be my luck! Thanks for the compliment though.
well i just got home from working the metallica show. godsmack wasnt that bad, not great, but not bad. metallica was good. wow, i have never had so many offers for blow jobs in one night...crazy. i worked the stage, and, thats why the offers. crazy ppl. it was fun though. i hope all is well with everyone. peace out you fuckers.
hellkittenallie:
You should have taken some of those offers up.
well, i go to a training course morrow for security. its a secong job at the gwinnett arena. im working the metallica show on saturday night. that should be neat. im not a big metallica fan but im gonna get paid to hear music and run around backstage. neat. i love the backstage area. well, money is money and god knows that i need as...
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hellkittenallie:
That's cool. I'm not a metallica fan myself, but unforunately I must admit I do know a few songs, thanks to my ex. Good Luck and have fun!
nothing new or special here. just the same ppl pissing me off. today i went to the story and got tons of food. im happy about that...i can eat now. yes!!! well, thats really all kids. time now to watch that damn real world-road rules crap on mtv. sad, but i really like it. damn.
well, i cant saw much. i work and it sucks. im not happy with it. but it pays the bills. i went to see a about another job, it is security at the gwinnett arena. its only for part time, a way for me to get some extra mula. i want ti get some good gifts for my family this year. ok kids, peace out.
vote vote vote vote!!!!!
i know who i want to win, but others dont want him. im sad for that. but, oh well.
i know who i want to win, but others dont want him. im sad for that. but, oh well.