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If you're going away for a long time I must assume that you have been charged with something by the LAPD and must now do some Lindsay Lohan style time.

Just remember that jail is much like the playground. You walk in and take charge of it. You become the biggest, baddest bitch on the cell block. Now I don't know if you enjoy desserts or not but as for me I really do. No Crip or Blood is going to take my cupcakes or my banana pudding so you must do the same. Especially if it is a cupcake with sprinkles. Thats how it starts too. First its the food, then its cigarettes and protection money, and then finally you're stuck having to blow your 350lb cell mate that hides subway sandwiches in their fat rolls. Its a slippery slope.

When you're in remember to start your own gang so that you can be protected. Make all the other cell blocks bend to your will and bring you their desserts. You can become like the Sun Tzu of Cellblock 4 if you like. You will need this gang if you choose to go shower or workout. Soap on a rope; remember it, love it.

Hope my advice helps you in your next adventure but if you aren't going away to something like this just disregard. Wish you the best.