I wish my car had a vagina so I could make love to it.
It is the closest thing to sex when driving it. Well not including Pivot tables on excel sheets, but I figured that was understood.
The run to the grocery store turns into an orgasmic dance between gears.
Unfortunately, work awaits tomorrow.
![mad](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/mad.73f291fbf3b2.gif)
![love](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/love.3be5004ff150.gif)
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It is the closest thing to sex when driving it. Well not including Pivot tables on excel sheets, but I figured that was understood.
The run to the grocery store turns into an orgasmic dance between gears.
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
Unfortunately, work awaits tomorrow.
![mad](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/mad.73f291fbf3b2.gif)
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riverwarded:
Might be easier for you, it does have a pistol grip for the manual transmission. ![wink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/wink.6a5555b139e7.gif)
![wink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/wink.6a5555b139e7.gif)
username63417:
Maybe I should say in your car then. Lol ![tongue](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/tongue.55c59c6cdad7.gif)
![tongue](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/tongue.55c59c6cdad7.gif)