risamarie

If I can afford to drive down for Christmas (very likely!!!) that's when I'll drive straight up to your door (cos i still remember how to get there?) and break into your backyard, which should enable me to find an open window somewhere, which should enable me to be waiting in your bedroom for you to come home from work.

... I'll do my best to scare the crap out of you. You have my word as a mortal.

P.S. Isn't a tort like a Mexican sandwich or something?