My new book....all 579 pages of it. Complete with pictures....and lists of all the things she loves/hates.
Just a few of her 10 Commandments:
IV. THOU SHALT NOT ask me to quit smoking, drinking, taking pills, or watching reality TV shows.
VI. THOU SHALT NOT be able to take a bigger dildo than I can.
IX. THOU SHALT NOT pretend like it slipped. (I refer here to back-door guys who try to put it in your butt every other stroke.)
X. THOU MAY leave the toilet seat up. But though shalt not leave the toilet seat down and pee on it.
Her husband did both IV and X
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calvinbrookfield:
So do porn stars really "make love"? It kinda just looks like fucking to me.
lollypopsnaggler:
I wish I could look at that book during work. Lucky you.