riotrocksface

I can tell you the story of my life, shakespearean in its dark comedic turns. lol.
Good luck at the doc's.
I hate going to such places >.>...

A penguin walks into a bar. He asks the bartender "Do you have any grapes?"
Bartender says "No" and the penguin leaves.
Penguin returns the next day and asks the bartender "Do you have any grapes?"
Bartender says "No, and get out." Penguin leaves.
Penguin returns the next day and asks the bartender "Do you have any grapes?"
Bartender says "No, and if you come back here and ask for grapes one more time, I'll nail your beak to the bar." Penguin leaves.
Penguin returns the next and asks the bartender "Do you have any nails?"
Bartender says "No."
Penguin asks "Do you have any grapes?"