STORY TIME!!!
This tale is called "Why Tucson Sucks Kevin Bacons Bits"
Sooooo....my friends Stephanie, Tasha and i are heading down to the Greaseball last night in Tucson. Everything is fine and dandy. We're doing screwdriver shooters in the backseat, mouthing Ludacris' "Fantasy" word for word, etc. We're all having a swell time. Even though we're following behind Stephanies b/f, aka Cap'n DrivesLikeAnAsshole....but all was still well.
We show up to the Congress Hotel only to be greeted by 200 old guys with classic cars staring at the Cap'ns '53. Naturally, he shows off like a douche bag. So Stephanie gets fed the fuck up and speeds around him to find a place to park. She heads acrossed the street to a museum parking lot with, what we thought were, welcoming lights on either sides of the entry way. Turns out it was a big fucking curb, so we end up jumping it and her oil pan gets ripped off. We end up parking in a dirt lot and oil is everywhere. Also turns out we werent the first people to mistakenly use that curb as a launchpad...nor were we the last.
So now we're pissed because her little 2005 VW is now stationary 200 miles from home. No bueno because none of us are thrilled to ride back in Cap'ns car and freeze our asses off. So, to kick us while we're down, a rent-a-pig security puppy fucker waltzes over and asks for her info, which she refuses to give. He gets prissy and says he needs her info so he can bill her for a tree she took out. Meanwhile we didnt hit a goddamn thing *minus the curb* If we had, her little VW would be a paper weight. Not only that, her car was friggin dirty, so if she had hit anything whatsoever, the dirt would be smudged. Common sense, yes?? Not to Offc. Farva. He calls the real cops, they get her info which they promptly give to him. So not only do we have a defending lawsuit about a goddamn tree, we also have a pending lawsuit against the museums property owners.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY TUCSON!!
Moral of the story, boys and girls.....Security Officers need shanked.
THE END!!
Riot
This tale is called "Why Tucson Sucks Kevin Bacons Bits"
Sooooo....my friends Stephanie, Tasha and i are heading down to the Greaseball last night in Tucson. Everything is fine and dandy. We're doing screwdriver shooters in the backseat, mouthing Ludacris' "Fantasy" word for word, etc. We're all having a swell time. Even though we're following behind Stephanies b/f, aka Cap'n DrivesLikeAnAsshole....but all was still well.
We show up to the Congress Hotel only to be greeted by 200 old guys with classic cars staring at the Cap'ns '53. Naturally, he shows off like a douche bag. So Stephanie gets fed the fuck up and speeds around him to find a place to park. She heads acrossed the street to a museum parking lot with, what we thought were, welcoming lights on either sides of the entry way. Turns out it was a big fucking curb, so we end up jumping it and her oil pan gets ripped off. We end up parking in a dirt lot and oil is everywhere. Also turns out we werent the first people to mistakenly use that curb as a launchpad...nor were we the last.
So now we're pissed because her little 2005 VW is now stationary 200 miles from home. No bueno because none of us are thrilled to ride back in Cap'ns car and freeze our asses off. So, to kick us while we're down, a rent-a-pig security puppy fucker waltzes over and asks for her info, which she refuses to give. He gets prissy and says he needs her info so he can bill her for a tree she took out. Meanwhile we didnt hit a goddamn thing *minus the curb* If we had, her little VW would be a paper weight. Not only that, her car was friggin dirty, so if she had hit anything whatsoever, the dirt would be smudged. Common sense, yes?? Not to Offc. Farva. He calls the real cops, they get her info which they promptly give to him. So not only do we have a defending lawsuit about a goddamn tree, we also have a pending lawsuit against the museums property owners.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY TUCSON!!
Moral of the story, boys and girls.....Security Officers need shanked.
THE END!!
Riot
trans_dementia:
awww.. that sucks. i hope everything works out for you girls in getting things settled/repaired.