Happy Jesus Wont Stay Dead Day, everyone!!!
Its Easter. Whoopty fucking doo. Im not a fan. Never have been. There is something irking about candy companies profiting off of a day marked by death.... with the exception of Halloween which, lets face it, kicks ass, Easter shouldnt be celebrated by crappy chocolate eggs and Peeps. Im agnostic, so its clear where the cynicism comes from. Plus it gives me an excuse to bitch about seeing my decrepit cunt grandmother. Meh. Someone bring me some Peeps.
Yaaaaaar!!!
Riot
Its Easter. Whoopty fucking doo. Im not a fan. Never have been. There is something irking about candy companies profiting off of a day marked by death.... with the exception of Halloween which, lets face it, kicks ass, Easter shouldnt be celebrated by crappy chocolate eggs and Peeps. Im agnostic, so its clear where the cynicism comes from. Plus it gives me an excuse to bitch about seeing my decrepit cunt grandmother. Meh. Someone bring me some Peeps.
Yaaaaaar!!!
Riot
roosterj:
Best thing about Easter is Monday the prices of peeps drops. All a man need is a women, Tequila and peeps. Ok maybe Dr. Pepper and a baseball game
calmer_than_you:
but seriously, you couldn't handle this 