Ok this is a chatlog from about 5 minutes ago. It started as me telling everyone why i hate being bit during sex and why...so i brought up my ex who bit alot & it escaladed into how he screwed his sister and got herpes. And the story im telling is a TRUE STORY. SWEAR TO CHRIST. Enjoy.
RiotOwnzYou: my ex was born into a sex cult in cali in the early 70s
MRusch2k5: gag.
zepchains11: lol
bogus truth: DoOd she isnt blood
zepchains11: interesting....
RiotOwnzYou: so he had a bunch of half bros and sisters he didnt know about
BouncinSoul76: dam I guess he kept it in the family
zepchains11: lol
RiotOwnzYou: one day while out to lunch with some new coworkers, he was telling them about how his dad was the leader of a sex cult
MRusch2k5: sick sick sick sick sick.
BouncinSoul76: sex cults rule....sky clad!!! lol
RiotOwnzYou: and someone said " i know a chick like that too....weird if you're related" so that person said he'd give the chick his number...so she calls him and said
RiotOwnzYou: "y0, i think im your sister" and he says "not unless your dad is....blah" and shes like "well, as a matter of fact...."
zepchains11: hahahaha
RiotOwnzYou: so they're brother and sister so they meet for drinks
DYING DAZED: damn. that's creepy
zepchains11: oh no
MRusch2k5: ewwwwww
ef ewe see kay: ewww
RiotOwnzYou: knowing him, he woulda done her anyway
zepchains11: they KNEW they wer ebro and sis?
MRusch2k5: that's fawking sick
RiotOwnzYou: so they ended up screwing knowing full well of their blood relation
RiotOwnzYou: AAAAAAND she gave him herpes
MRusch2k5: okay...
MRusch2k5: um
ef ewe see kay: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
MRusch2k5: stop.
RiotOwnzYou: the end. *bows*
MRusch2k5: lol
zepchains11: *claps*
MRusch2k5: i'm about to lose the contents of my stomach.
zepchains11: lol
RiotOwnzYou: moral of the story, boys and girls.....never screw a sibling...and alcohol isnt an excuse
MRusch2k5: that's SO nasty.
RiotOwnzYou: my ex was born into a sex cult in cali in the early 70s
MRusch2k5: gag.
zepchains11: lol
bogus truth: DoOd she isnt blood
zepchains11: interesting....
RiotOwnzYou: so he had a bunch of half bros and sisters he didnt know about
BouncinSoul76: dam I guess he kept it in the family
zepchains11: lol
RiotOwnzYou: one day while out to lunch with some new coworkers, he was telling them about how his dad was the leader of a sex cult
MRusch2k5: sick sick sick sick sick.
BouncinSoul76: sex cults rule....sky clad!!! lol
RiotOwnzYou: and someone said " i know a chick like that too....weird if you're related" so that person said he'd give the chick his number...so she calls him and said
RiotOwnzYou: "y0, i think im your sister" and he says "not unless your dad is....blah" and shes like "well, as a matter of fact...."
zepchains11: hahahaha
RiotOwnzYou: so they're brother and sister so they meet for drinks
DYING DAZED: damn. that's creepy
zepchains11: oh no
MRusch2k5: ewwwwww
ef ewe see kay: ewww
RiotOwnzYou: knowing him, he woulda done her anyway
zepchains11: they KNEW they wer ebro and sis?
MRusch2k5: that's fawking sick
RiotOwnzYou: so they ended up screwing knowing full well of their blood relation
RiotOwnzYou: AAAAAAND she gave him herpes
MRusch2k5: okay...
MRusch2k5: um
ef ewe see kay: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
MRusch2k5: stop.
RiotOwnzYou: the end. *bows*
MRusch2k5: lol
zepchains11: *claps*
MRusch2k5: i'm about to lose the contents of my stomach.
zepchains11: lol
RiotOwnzYou: moral of the story, boys and girls.....never screw a sibling...and alcohol isnt an excuse
MRusch2k5: that's SO nasty.
So it seems you are SFP as well eh?!?!
I gues that's even one more delectable reason to
make an appearance eh!?!
~j