A conversation that took place with my best friend Kyle and I about his new "relationship" or whatever twisted thing hes gotten himself into now. I love the boy to death but my jock is bigger then his. Read on.
"My Kyle" [11:22 A.M.]: :-)
RiotOwnzYou [11:22 A.M.]: baby!
"My Kyle" [11:22 A.M.]: i found it.
RiotOwnzYou [11:23 A.M.]: found what?
"My Kyle" [11:24 A.M.]: happiness.
RiotOwnzYou [11:24 A.M.]: awwww
"My Kyle" [11:25 A.M.]: i watched her sleep and finally felt at peace with myself.
"My Kyle" [11:25 A.M.]: and the world.
"My Kyle" [11:25 A.M.]: and life itself.
"My Kyle" [11:25 A.M.]: we didn't have sex. we didn't mess around. all we did was lay on the couch and watch the notebook.
RiotOwnzYou [11:25 A.M.]: no offense, sweetness....but when she screws you over like the rest, you'll soon realize this thought was foolish
RiotOwnzYou [11:25 A.M.]: :-X
"My Kyle" [11:25 A.M.]: and then she made me an egg sammich
RiotOwnzYou [11:25 A.M.]: YOU WATCHED THE NOTEBOOK????
"My Kyle" [11:26 A.M.]: dude i bought the damn movie
"My Kyle" [11:26 A.M.]: it's fuckin awesome
RiotOwnzYou [11:26 A.M.]: SHE TURNED MY BEST FRIEND EMO!!!
RiotOwnzYou [11:26 A.M.]: GO KNIT ME A SWEATER, EMO HOMO!
"My Kyle" [11:26 A.M.]: i liked it before i met her...
"My Kyle" [11:26 A.M.]: have you even seen it?
RiotOwnzYou [11:26 A.M.]: .........................
RiotOwnzYou [11:26 A.M.]: nope, i have balls
"My Kyle" [11:26 A.M.]: then shut up
"My Kyle" [11:26 A.M.]: it has some deep philosophical shit to it
RiotOwnzYou [11:27 A.M.]: ......................
"My Kyle" [11:28 A.M.]: yeah blah blah fuck you
"My Kyle" [11:28 A.M.]: i want higher meaning out of life
"My Kyle" [11:28 A.M.]: sue me
RiotOwnzYou [11:28 A.M.]: i want you to reclaim your manhood and NOT watch The Notebook
"My Kyle" [11:28 A.M.]: pfft
"My Kyle" [11:29 A.M.]: my transformation to badass has just begun.
"My Kyle" [11:29 A.M.]: i'm not about to turn back now.
"My Kyle" [11:29 A.M.]: i'm gonna get tats and get buff and get my life the fuck on track
"My Kyle" [11:29 A.M.]: and i'm gonna fuckin move mountains.
RiotOwnzYou [11:29 A.M.]: ......
RiotOwnzYou [11:30 A.M.]: all the while watching The Notebook?
"My Kyle" [11:30 A.M.]: fuck off
"My Kyle" [11:30 A.M.]: lol
"My Kyle" [11:22 A.M.]: :-)
RiotOwnzYou [11:22 A.M.]: baby!
"My Kyle" [11:22 A.M.]: i found it.
RiotOwnzYou [11:23 A.M.]: found what?
"My Kyle" [11:24 A.M.]: happiness.
RiotOwnzYou [11:24 A.M.]: awwww
"My Kyle" [11:25 A.M.]: i watched her sleep and finally felt at peace with myself.
"My Kyle" [11:25 A.M.]: and the world.
"My Kyle" [11:25 A.M.]: and life itself.
"My Kyle" [11:25 A.M.]: we didn't have sex. we didn't mess around. all we did was lay on the couch and watch the notebook.
RiotOwnzYou [11:25 A.M.]: no offense, sweetness....but when she screws you over like the rest, you'll soon realize this thought was foolish
RiotOwnzYou [11:25 A.M.]: :-X
"My Kyle" [11:25 A.M.]: and then she made me an egg sammich
RiotOwnzYou [11:25 A.M.]: YOU WATCHED THE NOTEBOOK????
"My Kyle" [11:26 A.M.]: dude i bought the damn movie
"My Kyle" [11:26 A.M.]: it's fuckin awesome
RiotOwnzYou [11:26 A.M.]: SHE TURNED MY BEST FRIEND EMO!!!
RiotOwnzYou [11:26 A.M.]: GO KNIT ME A SWEATER, EMO HOMO!
"My Kyle" [11:26 A.M.]: i liked it before i met her...
"My Kyle" [11:26 A.M.]: have you even seen it?
RiotOwnzYou [11:26 A.M.]: .........................
RiotOwnzYou [11:26 A.M.]: nope, i have balls
"My Kyle" [11:26 A.M.]: then shut up
"My Kyle" [11:26 A.M.]: it has some deep philosophical shit to it
RiotOwnzYou [11:27 A.M.]: ......................
"My Kyle" [11:28 A.M.]: yeah blah blah fuck you
"My Kyle" [11:28 A.M.]: i want higher meaning out of life
"My Kyle" [11:28 A.M.]: sue me
RiotOwnzYou [11:28 A.M.]: i want you to reclaim your manhood and NOT watch The Notebook
"My Kyle" [11:28 A.M.]: pfft
"My Kyle" [11:29 A.M.]: my transformation to badass has just begun.
"My Kyle" [11:29 A.M.]: i'm not about to turn back now.
"My Kyle" [11:29 A.M.]: i'm gonna get tats and get buff and get my life the fuck on track
"My Kyle" [11:29 A.M.]: and i'm gonna fuckin move mountains.
RiotOwnzYou [11:29 A.M.]: ......
RiotOwnzYou [11:30 A.M.]: all the while watching The Notebook?
"My Kyle" [11:30 A.M.]: fuck off
"My Kyle" [11:30 A.M.]: lol
-Sean