Im just going to throw out random things & see what comments i get back.
I had a dream the other night that i was one of Hugh Hefners gfs, even though im not blonde and i have no desire for geriatric love.
What is the proper ettiqutte for graveyards?? I was visiting my grandpa the other day & i always walk between the headstones because i find it bad mojo to walk over the areas where you know people are underneath. Also, can you talk to people?? If you see someone just chillin somewhere on the lawn, can you strike up a conversation?? Not so much "come here often?" but "hi, who brings you here?" That kind of thing.
Why why why why WHY do some men pressure you to have anal sex but refuse to kiss you after you give them head?? Not even a 'big finish'... just good ole fashioned tonsil tickle. Answer me that.
Who do you think is going to die first?? Abe Vigoda or Steve-O?
I wonder if the pants emo kids wear will actually help overpopullation. Low sperm counts for ladyboy emo bitches = no making more emo bitches. And the way those pansies wear their hair, they're lucky to find their way to a vagina in the first place.
Ponder away, my pretties.
Sarah <3
I had a dream the other night that i was one of Hugh Hefners gfs, even though im not blonde and i have no desire for geriatric love.
What is the proper ettiqutte for graveyards?? I was visiting my grandpa the other day & i always walk between the headstones because i find it bad mojo to walk over the areas where you know people are underneath. Also, can you talk to people?? If you see someone just chillin somewhere on the lawn, can you strike up a conversation?? Not so much "come here often?" but "hi, who brings you here?" That kind of thing.
Why why why why WHY do some men pressure you to have anal sex but refuse to kiss you after you give them head?? Not even a 'big finish'... just good ole fashioned tonsil tickle. Answer me that.
Who do you think is going to die first?? Abe Vigoda or Steve-O?
I wonder if the pants emo kids wear will actually help overpopullation. Low sperm counts for ladyboy emo bitches = no making more emo bitches. And the way those pansies wear their hair, they're lucky to find their way to a vagina in the first place.
Ponder away, my pretties.
Sarah <3
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And don't lie, Sarah, you secretly yearn for some geriatric love. Or at least a little bit of his money.