I met a hooker today and she gave me a free condom. It was enchanting. The hooker. Not the condom. Although she spoke very highly of it.
rawr!
rawr!
norritt:
hooker condoms are the best
corporatespy:
Hey, hookers don't give you condoms if they don't think you need it. I don't speak from personal knowledge, just general observations. How you holding up? Holidays suck, bah fuckin' humbug.