riotownzyou

Oh, how i love late night chit chats with strangers that have mindsets of lab rats. Little long, but never stops being interesting....


jeerdanman01: hi

jeerdanman01: may i ask u something

Riot, Beyatch: you can ask....doesnt exactly guarantee an answer

jeerdanman01: lol suppose you are in a bath room stall smoking a cigarette suddenly a penis comes through the hole and the voice on the other side says "surprise me" what would you do

Riot, Beyatch: put my cig out on his unsuspecting head
Riot, Beyatch: that was easy... give me something i actually have to think about
Riot, Beyatch: better yet, understand that if a woman is in a bathroom and there is a penis sized hole in the stall wall, shes not going to be in there very long

jeerdanman01: wait youd actually use the cigarette on his dick??

Riot, Beyatch: not so much use it as a sexual thing....just as an ashtray
Riot, Beyatch: and this is coming from a nonsmoker

jeerdanman01: ouch would you give any warning first

Riot, Beyatch: i wasnt given a warning about a penis suddenly coming at me through a hole as i innocently smoked my nonexistant cig.... why should i be so courteous?
Riot, Beyatch: is this something you actually do?
Riot, Beyatch: is this research for you?

jeerdanman01: what would compel you more to use the cigartette a) because you had one lit at the time or b) because he said "surprise me"

Riot, Beyatch: because i would be completely and undeniably hellbent on hurting this man who just shoved a penis in my face

jeerdanman01: so you would not be scared more revenge minded

Riot, Beyatch: penises dont scare me.... i work at a porn shop

jeerdanman01: youd only graze his dick with the cigarette right i mean nothing too serious

Riot, Beyatch: ummm....im starting to believe you're actually doing research
Riot, Beyatch: and no....i would grind the fucking cig out on his penis

jeerdanman01: that would leave a mark..actually i did it once on a dare
jeerdanman01: so you glance over notice this penis sticking out at you then what you realize you have a lit cigarette and calmly reach over and use said cigarette on his penis

Riot, Beyatch: there is nothing calm about a penis coming at me through a hole and my hand charging a cig to hurt it

jeerdanman01: what might u say through the wall "here comes your surprise"

Riot, Beyatch: nope...no words would be exchanged... maybe a few obscenities calling him a sick disgusting perverted mother fucker.... but nothing as calm as "here comes your surprise"

jeerdanman01: so hed be sorry he picked your stall

Riot, Beyatch: he'd be sorry he ever had such a perverse agenda in the first place

jeerdanman01: i like the way you think ..you do have a evil side dont you

Riot, Beyatch: nope.... just not about to have a penis shoved in my face without my consent
Riot, Beyatch: invades my safety bubble

jeerdanman01: would you go so far as to actually try to hold his penis in place while you used it as a ash tray

Riot, Beyatch: nope.... putting out a cig is a pretty quick move as is.... wouldnt take long
Riot, Beyatch: by the time it would take him to react, i'd be done and probably laughing hysterically

jeerdanman01: laughing at his misfortune

Riot, Beyatch: you bet your ass

jeerdanman01: but you know thats NOT the surprise he was looking for
jeerdanman01: he yanks out of the hole yelling aauughh that fuckin hurt

Riot, Beyatch: well, i wouldnt appreciate his little rude gesture... so i'll be damned if he appreciates mine

jeerdanman01: i have a feeling youd be smiling as you did it too

Riot, Beyatch: i'd be laughing maniacally

jeerdanman01: out loud so he could hear it

Riot, Beyatch: it wouldnt be a low laugh, thats for fuckin sure

jeerdanman01: so useing the lit cigarette would prolly be the first thought that would come to mind

Riot, Beyatch: basically... unless i had my knife on me
Riot, Beyatch: but the cig would be the quickest way to get my point acrossed

jeerdanman01: youd glance at the penis then the cigarette then say to yourself what exactly...

Riot, Beyatch: i wouldnt say anything to myself
Riot, Beyatch: putting a cigerette out on a penis takes pretty much split second thinking

jeerdanman01: you wouldnt consider even for a second giving a warning so he might pull out unhurt and leave

Riot, Beyatch: i wasnt given a warning about his exposing himself.... why should i do him a favor?

jeerdanman01: once i put my penis in a hole on a dare

Riot, Beyatch: and what happened?

jeerdanman01: she freakin burned me..it wasnt pretty
jeerdanman01: let me guess you think i got what i deserved right

Riot, Beyatch: abso-goddamn-lutely
Riot, Beyatch: what did you think was going to happen?
Riot, Beyatch: this isnt porn

jeerdanman01: she actually tricked me
jeerdanman01: this chic was especally vicious

Riot, Beyatch: good for her
Riot, Beyatch: that'll teach you to wave your penis at total strangers

jeerdanman01: first she actually began to stroke my dick then took a firm grip and said "now for the real surprise" then proceeded to crush out the cigarette on the tip of my penis

Riot, Beyatch: she is an awesome, awesome lady
Riot, Beyatch: and i want to be friends with her

jeerdanman01: so you agree with what she did

Riot, Beyatch: 100%
Riot, Beyatch: maybe you wont take such a stupid bet next time

jeerdanman01: but she didnt have to trick me like that i mean come on now

Riot, Beyatch: i dont see why you're A. blaming this on her or B. surprised at any of what she did

jeerdanman01: so you are saying all is fare game

Riot, Beyatch: alls fair in love & revenge

jeerdanman01: why is it that she tricked me she could have just easly burned me right

Riot, Beyatch: because shes downright awesome
Riot, Beyatch: and you had it coming

jeerdanman01: how do you figure that

Riot, Beyatch: what the fuck else did you expect to happen?
Riot, Beyatch: you perversly stuck your dick in a hole expecting a total stranger to do something only possible in porn and then you keep questioning as to why she did what she did?
Riot, Beyatch: COME THE FUCK ON

jeerdanman01: would you consider tricking the guy like she did to me?

Riot, Beyatch: i wouldnt give it a second thought
Riot, Beyatch: i wouldnt want to put my delicate skin anywhere near it
Riot, Beyatch: henceforth, the cig would do the talking

jeerdanman01: but you see nothing wrong with what she did with respect to playing mind fuck with me

Riot, Beyatch: do YOU see nothing wrong with your actions in the first place?
Riot, Beyatch: there is no way to negate her actions against yours

jeerdanman01: in your opinion why do you think she tricked me what was her motivation vs just flat out burning me first

Riot, Beyatch: she could have cut it off and she'd still be in the right
Riot, Beyatch: i honestly couldnt tell you what motivated her to want to touch your disgusting penis, but she validated to herself before doing what she did

jeerdanman01: assume u and she were in this room when my penis came through the hole would u encourage or discourage her to use the cigarette

Riot, Beyatch: i would grab it out of her fucking hand and do it myself
Riot, Beyatch: we've gone over this
Riot, Beyatch: why would my actions change with another person there with me?

jeerdanman01: she says to you should i burn it

Riot, Beyatch: for the second time... i'd be doing the encouraging if i wasnt doing the burning myself
Riot, Beyatch: are we done? i worked all night
Riot, Beyatch: k, good. later.