This is why i love Tony.
RiotOwnzYou [10:27 P.M.]: what the fuck are you doing?
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:27 P.M.]: debating whether or not to lay in bed, watch tv, and maybe rub one out
RiotOwnzYou [10:28 P.M.]: thats a tricky one
RiotOwnzYou [10:28 P.M.]: well, you're going to be laying in bed eventually, after which you will most likely be watching TV and feel the urge to rub one out
RiotOwnzYou [10:28 P.M.]: so either way, you'll end up doing it anyway
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:28 P.M.]: that depends what's on TV
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:29 P.M.]: only if it's The Golden Girls
RiotOwnzYou [10:29 P.M.]: that Blanche took it in all orifices
RiotOwnzYou [10:29 P.M.]: i can see where that would do it for you
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:29 P.M.]: she did? Did I miss an unedited episode?
RiotOwnzYou [10:30 P.M.]: nah, it was totally obvious
RiotOwnzYou [10:30 P.M.]: she was a complete skeeze
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:30 P.M.]: if we ever fuck, can I call you Blanche?
RiotOwnzYou [10:30 P.M.]: you'd be the master, you can name me anything you want
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:31 P.M.]: then I'll call you Snuffaluffagus
RiotOwnzYou [10:31 P.M.]: just let me know beforehand so i dont think you're accidentally calling me some other bitches name and shank you in the throat out of retaliation with one of your own knives
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:32 P.M.]: you'd be all chained up so the knife thing couldn't happen
RiotOwnzYou [10:32 P.M.]: id have to be unchained eventually
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:33 P.M.]: doesn't mean you'd be conscious!
RiotOwnzYou [10:33 P.M.]: id come to eventually
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:33 P.M.]: in the dumpster
RiotOwnzYou [10:34 P.M.]: awww, gotta love romance <3
RiotOwnzYou [10:27 P.M.]: what the fuck are you doing?
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:27 P.M.]: debating whether or not to lay in bed, watch tv, and maybe rub one out
RiotOwnzYou [10:28 P.M.]: thats a tricky one
RiotOwnzYou [10:28 P.M.]: well, you're going to be laying in bed eventually, after which you will most likely be watching TV and feel the urge to rub one out
RiotOwnzYou [10:28 P.M.]: so either way, you'll end up doing it anyway
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:28 P.M.]: that depends what's on TV
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:29 P.M.]: only if it's The Golden Girls
RiotOwnzYou [10:29 P.M.]: that Blanche took it in all orifices
RiotOwnzYou [10:29 P.M.]: i can see where that would do it for you
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:29 P.M.]: she did? Did I miss an unedited episode?
RiotOwnzYou [10:30 P.M.]: nah, it was totally obvious
RiotOwnzYou [10:30 P.M.]: she was a complete skeeze
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:30 P.M.]: if we ever fuck, can I call you Blanche?
RiotOwnzYou [10:30 P.M.]: you'd be the master, you can name me anything you want
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:31 P.M.]: then I'll call you Snuffaluffagus
RiotOwnzYou [10:31 P.M.]: just let me know beforehand so i dont think you're accidentally calling me some other bitches name and shank you in the throat out of retaliation with one of your own knives
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:32 P.M.]: you'd be all chained up so the knife thing couldn't happen
RiotOwnzYou [10:32 P.M.]: id have to be unchained eventually
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:33 P.M.]: doesn't mean you'd be conscious!
RiotOwnzYou [10:33 P.M.]: id come to eventually
TyphoidLazzy2 [10:33 P.M.]: in the dumpster
RiotOwnzYou [10:34 P.M.]: awww, gotta love romance <3
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calmer_than_you:
Hey, I haven't talked to you in a while, how have you been?
calmer_than_you:
eh, Nothing mutch really... just working a lot, heh. I am on AIM most of the day at work, so sign in every once in a while. We should catch up