Soooo.... my "nutty" Aunt Karen is going to be on Dr. Phil. Thats right. After all these years of the guffaws over how freakish my family is and how IM the normal one, I finally have a formal confirmation. Oh man... Im going to be in the front row with my homemade signs.
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riotownzyou:
Frankus- side of the road. Mother fcker runs and drives. I am awesome.
Oracle- I havent quite figured out where to put the "NO B0YZ A110W3D" sign on this one yet.
Oracle- I havent quite figured out where to put the "NO B0YZ A110W3D" sign on this one yet.
oracle:
I'm thinking a sign like that, for a car like that...the backseat is the best place for it 
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riotownzyou:
At one point we turned it into a kissing booth.
oracle:
hmm..that does sound like a much better idea.
A question we discussed at work last night: What celebrity would you walk up to and just clock right in the fckn jaw? BAM! Right there. Just because they merely exist and breathe your air, who would it be?? Ive said Seacrest for years but now Im leaning toward Tila Tequila. Youre up, peanut gallery.
sweetkc:
Andy Dick!
Dear random annoymous stranger that reactivated my account:
Thanks =)
I guess I owe you a boob or two... Identify yourself to get this party started. Holla.
-Sarah
Thanks =)
I guess I owe you a boob or two... Identify yourself to get this party started. Holla.
-Sarah
So.... at work last night, we hosted a Jack Daniels fundraiser which included alot of free booze and scantilly-clad hot dumb broads. One dumb broad in particular was on camera duty at the front door, which I wasnt really feeling because frankly, bitch was on my turf. She joyfully asked 2 other security guys and myself if we wanted our pictures taken. We all declined....
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padre:
That's pretty damn funny, I wish I had actually seen that.
Why do i subject myself to dating sites? WHY??? Im not bad to look at. I usually smell pretty nice. Do i have some sort of weird beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
SalnAZ: and i was right you are bi right? honest
_Cuppycake_: where are you going with this, Sal?
SalnAZ: lol........well i guess your going to find...
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SalnAZ: and i was right you are bi right? honest
_Cuppycake_: where are you going with this, Sal?
SalnAZ: lol........well i guess your going to find...
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wiggle1r:
You shouldn't subject yourself to being put on a dating site. Theres no reason for you to be on there, you should be peeling guys off by the bunches. Now if you had a real problem and looked like me I'd understand, in which case i'd skip all the bull of the dating sites and go straight to a mail order bride. Well at least thats my plan if i haven't found a decent gal by the time i'm 28.
:44 & 1:02 FTW
Watch it all the way through. Trust me.
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Watch it all the way through. Trust me.
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Dude I'm so gonna watch it
I don't watch that show but I'd watch it to see your family
I have more of a Springer family