riotgrrl17

Don't shake up hair dye and then leave it sitting in the bottle for half an hour and decide to open it later. The bottle will explode and shoot bleach everywhere including into your eyes and your best friend's eyes (and all over your favorite shirt) leaving you both temporarily blind from the excruciating burning pain as you try to run to the hose in the backyard and spray yourself and your best friend in the face with it in a sad sad attempt to save what is left of your vision.

Quote of the day: "This is the Anderson County Abortion Clinic. You rape em' we scrape em'."