Today I sneezed out what I thought was part of my brain....turned out it was just a really huge blood clot. (Please dont run to your computers in your mad desire for me and the massive blood clots that shoot out of my nose.) So I'm getting pretty tired of living in Bum Fuck, TN. Believe it or not watching people drink from clay jugs and holler for pa when the vittles are ready isn't all it's cracked up to be. Cass and I have been thinking of taking the band on the road, but I'm not sure how far we would get with a busted PA system and my poor drumset that is held together with duct tape. For now I suppose we will just be content being told we suck locally instead of regionally. Now I have to finish filling out my application for Vag U. If I'm accepted I will study there for four years and become a licensed poontologist. My mom would be so proud.....I wish I had some weed.
