Don't shake up hair dye and then leave it sitting in the bottle for half an hour and decide to open it later. The bottle will explode and shoot bleach everywhere including into your eyes and your best friend's eyes (and all over your favorite shirt) leaving you both temporarily blind from the excruciating burning pain as you try to run to the hose in...
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Several of my friends went to dragon con this week. They called and told me about it when they got there, but I was busy doing very very important things (I got drunk and tried to put together a ship in a bottle) But I've decided that there is only one thing gayer than dragon con. Here it goes. The only thing gayer than dragon...
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charlie:
Ah. you must have very long tweezers. I think that even more mystifying than the ship in the bottle is the message in a bottle. There's something really exciting to me about pre-telegraphic communication. ok too much coffee for me...
riotgrrl17:
hehe. Yes, I had very long tweezers and was quite happy with how the ship turned out. And you are right Charlie, pre-telegraphic communication is indeed cool.
My friend Caitlin challenged me to a "my hardcoreness>your hardcoreness contest" so I decided to list all the things that make me more hardcore than Caitlin.
1. I beat up a 12 year old boy when I was 17 because he got infront of me. Caitlin was actually there for that one. hehe...remember how I slammed his head into the coke machine over and over...
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1. I beat up a 12 year old boy when I was 17 because he got infront of me. Caitlin was actually there for that one. hehe...remember how I slammed his head into the coke machine over and over...
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mortalconfusion:
Hmm to your number 1, I happen to of did something of that nature. My friend who was 350 lbs and I(We where 14 and 15 myself being the older one) where in an arcade in cali when these 2 guys(I know older then us possibly 18 or near that age) where picking on him for being fat. Calling him names n shit. I didn't much care until one of the two slaped him. About that time I grabed him by the back of his head and rammed his head directly into the machine. More then once, and then we kicked him a few times each.
Needless to say the one kid ran while we exited the place in a hurry. Being hardcore is not going to make u anymore of a person. It's how u defend yourself and your loved ones that makes u good people not how u hurt others.
L8terz
Needless to say the one kid ran while we exited the place in a hurry. Being hardcore is not going to make u anymore of a person. It's how u defend yourself and your loved ones that makes u good people not how u hurt others.
L8terz
riotgrrl17:
Wow, thanks. That was really insightful....I think it just made me pee a little.
Today I sneezed out what I thought was part of my brain....turned out it was just a really huge blood clot. (Please dont run to your computers in your mad desire for me and the massive blood clots that shoot out of my nose.) So I'm getting pretty tired of living in Bum Fuck, TN. Believe it or not watching people drink from clay jugs...
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riotgrrl17:
my poor cat
hmmm......I need some pot. And a job. 
rick
AKA the birthday stalker
your quote is awesome