ringadingdong

So...................... my friendly local district attorney recently informed me of the nabbing of the man who broke into my car. I think they actually want me to appear in court. Can't he just give $250 for my window and we can call it even. Or maybe he can just let me break into and mildly vandalize his shanty. An eye for a glaucoma-ravaged eye.


Also, I'm new to the site. Well, blahblahblah, you know where this one's going.