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Klonopin does not cure insomnia. The UEFA Championship is today and I am excited.* Does that make me a meathead or a pantywaste. Such a strange dichotomy in the states.

The commentators for those matches are great. While they're describing a play as "a stunning display of skill and cunning," the doofuses (doofi?) over here fixate on things like the fact that, because Bradley was...
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So...................... my friendly local district attorney recently informed me of the nabbing of the man who broke into my car. I think they actually want me to appear in court. Can't he just give $250 for my window and we can call it even. Or maybe he can just let me break into and mildly vandalize his shanty. An eye for a glaucoma-ravaged eye.


Also,...
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bitemylip:
hi you're cute.