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things that are good soft:
- ice cream
- potatoes
- kittens (as opposed to snarly, scratchy kittens)
- beards (as opposed to scratchy in this category as well)
- pillows
- some cheeses
- corn (creamed? yum!)
- bread
- lips
- drinks
- skin
- marshmallows/gummy bears/sour soothers/frogs/etc

things that are not good soft:
- peas
- carrots
- rock
- roe
- parmesan
- boiled eggs
- sexually active penises (thanks, weetzie)
- crackers