riley

congratulations. your application has been approved.
soon, you will receive your mebership ring which will allow you to bask in my coolness whenver you would like--any time day or night.


so how was the 'rents place?

also, i am keenly jealous of your meteoric popularity climb here on sg (a feat no doubt aided by your attractiveness). as an "old skool" as hell member i can say that i am probably the least popular person here. maybe if i looked less like a troll people would like me. also, i should stop hiding under bridges and eating goats.

DANZIG AND DOYLE baby, DANZIG AND DOYLE

i am so very inspired whenever i see you to decorate my body with all sorts of holes, metal, drawings, etc...

i think it rocks, no matter what your mom thinks