oooooh this is not good.
i hate to whine...really...i'm not a whiner...unless i don't get my way or if i stub my toe or something.... that shit sucks...so, i still maintain that i'm not a whiner....
but here's a whine....the throat...it rrreeeeeeeeeeaallly hurts...!...and i don't like it...i don't. and i want it to go away.
yes, i do.
i have described it as feeling as if i swallowed entire packs of jacks and tacks...but now...after having swallowed said packs...it feels as if tobasco has been gargled.
it actually feels like i swallowed a sheet of coarse sandpaper, and drank dave's insane sauce while a dart tournament was aimed at my uvula...
the culprit...this ALL started after a drunken night of sushi, vodka bars and redneckville swillin beers...followed by greasy food and LOOOTS of coffee from this cup...
end result...pain.
how fun of an entry is THIS?? mmmmm...paaaain...fuuuuun.
anyone out there have something a bit more cheery to report? please feel free
i hate to whine...really...i'm not a whiner...unless i don't get my way or if i stub my toe or something.... that shit sucks...so, i still maintain that i'm not a whiner....
but here's a whine....the throat...it rrreeeeeeeeeeaallly hurts...!...and i don't like it...i don't. and i want it to go away.
yes, i do.
i have described it as feeling as if i swallowed entire packs of jacks and tacks...but now...after having swallowed said packs...it feels as if tobasco has been gargled.
it actually feels like i swallowed a sheet of coarse sandpaper, and drank dave's insane sauce while a dart tournament was aimed at my uvula...
the culprit...this ALL started after a drunken night of sushi, vodka bars and redneckville swillin beers...followed by greasy food and LOOOTS of coffee from this cup...
end result...pain.
how fun of an entry is THIS?? mmmmm...paaaain...fuuuuun.
anyone out there have something a bit more cheery to report? please feel free
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Now listen to Mother-Me:
- gargle with salt and warm water
- lots of good veg and soups and vitamin C pills and echanacia
- aspirin for the pain, gargled will work
- lots of sleep - take it easy! and give yourself time to recover, don't rush back to work as soon as the pain abates unless you want it to last twice as long.
Big kisses from me to sweet you, though luckily from a distance 'cos I don't be wanting me none of the nasty lurgy.