rigadoon

I need to get laid. Technically it hasn't been all that long, but this is one of those weeks...


I'm considering dying my hair [the little bit I now have]. Colors?




Also, a strange, drunk man told me he wanted to teach me about heterosexuality. Hahahaha. I almost kicked him the balls.

I want a new piercing...
what should I get, guys?


I'm sick Damn my weak immune system!

Oh, and I'm laying off any parties for the next few weeks. The last one I went to resulted in my waking up on the train at Coney Island at 4:00 in the morning. That was disconcerting.

I adapted this from a poem I wrote a while back. I'm taking an Intro to Fiction class and I had to take elements from a story that I would usually write in a straight, frontal manner and pick a skewed perspective to tell it in. Here's what I got:

"I watch you scratching your crotch discreetly, you assume, through the pocket of your jeans...
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Oh, Riggie... how naive you've been.

Ever found out that someone you adore loves you, but isn't in love with you? Worst part was, I never saw it coming.

A creepy man walked towards me on the train last night. His fly was unzipped. He was not wearing underwear. I saw... something... horrible. It made me really angry. *Correction: It makes me really angry.

"Oh, I've got a lov-e-ly bunch of co-co-nuts... deedleedee..."

I want new nipple rings, like pretty, dangley ones or something cool like that.

I start school again on tuesday. I am not ready. At all.


But for now, my life is boring and uneventful. Someone tell me something interesting: a joke, a story, anything!

I shaved my head!!!


Oh, and I have a cold.