1. Do you like blue cheese?
Only with good spicy chicken wings.
2. Coke or Pepsi?
I only drink cola to mix with Sailor Jerry so it’s hard to tell the difference.
3. Do you own a gun?
A couple American Civil War relics but none that fire.
4. What flavor Kool-Aid?
I don’t remember what Kool-Aid tastes like.
5. What do you think of hot dogs?
I’m from Chicago. Nuff said.
6. Favorite TV show?
Vikings.
7. Favorite Movie?
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
8. What do you drink in the morning?
Strong. Black. Coffee.
9. Can you do a push up?
I do several every arms and chest day.
10. Favorite jewelry?
I only wear a watch.
11. Favorite hobbies?
Video games, playing guitar, working out, playing hockey, getting drunk while watching professional hockey.
12. Do you have ADHD?
Negative.
13. Do you wear glasses?
I’ve had 20/10 vision my whole life so no.
14. Favorite cartoon character?
As a kid it was He-Man (the 80’s version) but now I gotta go with Alucard from Hellsing.
15. Three things I did today?
I just woke up. So, get up, started coffee pot, got on computer.
17. Three things you drink regularly?
Coffee, water, alcohol.
18. Current dislike?
Consciousness.
19. Favorite place to go?
Anywhere I can get a strong drink.
20. How did you bring in the New Year?
Shitfaced with my crew at the pub.
21. Where would you like to go?
Ireland and Finland.
22. Name 5 people who will (hopefully) do this.
I don’t know 5 people on this site ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
23. Favorite color?
Black. Like my soul.
24. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Satin, no, Satan, yes.
25. Can you whistle?
Poorly.
26. What are you doing right now?
Filling out a questionnaire.
27. Would you be a pirate?
Depends on rank.
28. Favorite food?
BBQ Ribs.
29. Last thing that made you laugh?
The answers @RAISELKIE gave to this.
30. Last time you received flowers?
I don’t receive, I give.
31. Most recent injury?
Dislocated shoulder getting checked into the wall my last pickup hockey game.
32. How many pets are in your house?
2 dogs. Black Lab (Shadow) and Boxer (Prince).
33. Worst pain ever?
Racking your testicles on a metal rail while skateboarding.
34. Do you like to dance?
I can slow dance and waltz if the occasion calls for it, but normally no.
35. Are your parents still alive?
Yes.
36. Do you love your life?
Kind of a loaded question.
37. Summer or Winter?
I’m Finnish, Irish and French Canadian heritage. I can deal with cold, not with hot. Plus my birthday’s in January so I’m gonna go with winter.
38. How many grandchildren do you have?
I don’t even fucking want kids.
39. Car or Van?
Millennium Falcon
40. People Person?
Depends on the people in question.
