- Odd little meme running around positing that exes of Lidsay Lohan should consider being called the Riders of Lohan. It made me smile.
- Even odder rumor going around in some circles is that David Foster Wallace might do a Letterman appearance. One need only consider the last night a non-celeb or bestselling author who recently had a book made into a film was...
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- Even odder rumor going around in some circles is that David Foster Wallace might do a Letterman appearance. One need only consider the last night a non-celeb or bestselling author who recently had a book made into a film was...
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"So you'd never get married?"
"Never. I'm morally opposed."
"What if you met your 100% perfect woman and she wanted to get married?"
"Then she wouldn't be my 100% perfect woman, would she?"
"Never. I'm morally opposed."
"What if you met your 100% perfect woman and she wanted to get married?"
"Then she wouldn't be my 100% perfect woman, would she?"
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rad_am:
fuckin a man
madigan:
Hey, I says, you threw off my groove.
I'm not a big fan of Joe Vs. The Volcano (in fact, I think every one of the Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan films is pretty horrid), but there are two scenes that work completely for me.
The first scene is in the beginning when Mr. Waturi is talking on the phone. His dialogue always brings a smile to my face. "I know he can get the...
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The first scene is in the beginning when Mr. Waturi is talking on the phone. His dialogue always brings a smile to my face. "I know he can get the...
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billybillybilly:
I like the suit idea. Get a suit. Good idea.
Speaking of movie scenes that just work, I'm really itching to see Coffee & Cigarettes. I have a feeling that movie's gonna be full of good scenes. Considering, that that's what it is, a bunch of random coffeeshop scenes all put together. We'll see.
Speaking of movie scenes that just work, I'm really itching to see Coffee & Cigarettes. I have a feeling that movie's gonna be full of good scenes. Considering, that that's what it is, a bunch of random coffeeshop scenes all put together. We'll see.
livingin77:
the cycle continues...
hit me up on aim. 'living in 77.'
hit me up on aim. 'living in 77.'
- I really have to stop falling for people because of their talent. Nothing good can come from it.
- Childless couple told to try sex I have no words.
- One of the funniest things I've heard in a long time is Begatting the President by Orson Welles. It's Welles reading this faux biblical text about Nixon ascending to the presidency. The best part,...
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- Childless couple told to try sex I have no words.
- One of the funniest things I've heard in a long time is Begatting the President by Orson Welles. It's Welles reading this faux biblical text about Nixon ascending to the presidency. The best part,...
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mykra:
How odd, and I thought I had heard it all. I have never heard of going into a gay heat for about two weeks though. I've heard and seen alot in nola, and Im not cracking or judging, but I think that might be a first for me 
I always figured that fuck, I think about sex all the time, so if I liked both girls and boys, I would think about sex with boys AND girls all the time, never have exclusive windows that they had to work in.
Dude, you'd make a great Dread Pirate Roberts. Sure, Carey Elwes was rather grand in the position, but Im sure you could take it to a new level.
I always figured that fuck, I think about sex all the time, so if I liked both girls and boys, I would think about sex with boys AND girls all the time, never have exclusive windows that they had to work in.
Dude, you'd make a great Dread Pirate Roberts. Sure, Carey Elwes was rather grand in the position, but Im sure you could take it to a new level.
isadore:
Your attraction to same sex is quite similar to my own. I have tame attraction to females most of the time. I have always felt attracted to women, even when I was a small child. Then for some reason unbeknown to me, I have fantasies & dreams about having the most luxurious, languid sexual experiences with them.
It doesn't last long for me either. That's probably why I have only acted on a few of them!
It doesn't last long for me either. That's probably why I have only acted on a few of them!
- One of my favorite Lyndon Johnson quotes is: "We fought a war on poverty, and poverty won." It's the quote I think of whenever I hear about the war on drugs, and even more so whenever I hear about the coming war on porn.
- The new Magnetic Fields album is taking some getting used to. In an odd stylistic direction there are no...
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- The new Magnetic Fields album is taking some getting used to. In an odd stylistic direction there are no...
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aubli:
"we fought a war on porn, and porn won" actually sounds kind of cool. because it sounds like a bloodless war, and the kind where those who are taken prisoner probably don't mind so much... 
the big red ball belongs to the business school. is i guess one of those quality-of-life perks. but, heh, i wish i had a big red ball to come bouncing through the streets to follow me home!
good luck finding the actual employment your brain's whispering about... hope you make your way into something you find mostly fun. what kinds of work are you looking into?
the big red ball belongs to the business school. is i guess one of those quality-of-life perks. but, heh, i wish i had a big red ball to come bouncing through the streets to follow me home!
good luck finding the actual employment your brain's whispering about... hope you make your way into something you find mostly fun. what kinds of work are you looking into?
mylf:
my mom and I haven't ever really gotten along. We are constantly at odds. Maybe that's ONE of the many reasons I decided to move out here, I'm 6000 Miles away from her 
And Mylf will most likely still be in the name... I've been seriously lacking in creativity. Hell, I'm not even the one who came up with Mylf in the first place... it was Pip's idea.
And Mylf will most likely still be in the name... I've been seriously lacking in creativity. Hell, I'm not even the one who came up with Mylf in the first place... it was Pip's idea.
I despise dealing with overly emotional people.
Why must one always defer to the weaker party?
Why must one always defer to the weaker party?
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aubli:
good question. the sanctity of emotions is one of the strangest and most frustrating things ever...
smuffy:
Hehe speaking of overly emotional people, check my journal entry for today.
P.S. I just got back from like a 5 day hiatus. How goes it sweetie?
P.S. I just got back from like a 5 day hiatus. How goes it sweetie?
"Um, why don't you just come home with me and fuck me?"
Honestly, if ever you have the desire to seduce me, the direct approach is the best way to go. And when it's accompanied with a wry smile? Goodness. What a nice evening.
And my thesis defense went extremely well. The situation was a bit more cozy than I'd been led to believe (probably...
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Honestly, if ever you have the desire to seduce me, the direct approach is the best way to go. And when it's accompanied with a wry smile? Goodness. What a nice evening.
And my thesis defense went extremely well. The situation was a bit more cozy than I'd been led to believe (probably...
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er:
you gonna be ok with no boys?
it_thing_hard_on:
Thanks for the advice. I think I've got a handle on it now. There were some outside issues which were muddying the waters.
But as to why I like so-called "psychically damaged" women, that I believe I can answer. I think subconsciously those are the only women I can attain. Fixer-uppers, as it were.
But as to why I like so-called "psychically damaged" women, that I believe I can answer. I think subconsciously those are the only women I can attain. Fixer-uppers, as it were.
- It would appear that I'm being pursued for once. Being the seduced is so much easier and more enjoyable than being the seducer. Granted, things would be moving more swiftly and smoothly were I in pursuit, but I'm rather enjoying sitting back and watching it all unfold.
- The new Magnetic Fields album i comes out on Tuesday. It's more than a little unfair...
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- The new Magnetic Fields album i comes out on Tuesday. It's more than a little unfair...
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shadowmancer:
I love being 'the seduced'. I never happens enough. Enjoy it while it lasts.
p.s. I'll have a drink for you the next time I have one.
[Edited on May 03, 2004 7:00AM]
p.s. I'll have a drink for you the next time I have one.
[Edited on May 03, 2004 7:00AM]
smuffy:
Hey goober!!!
Being the seduced is so much easier and more enjoyable than being the seducer.
I agree. I rarely get seduced anymore though. It seems that more and more I have been the agressor and moving in on the guys. I need to settle my ass down. LOL.
Oh and what the heck is a music blog? I must be the only one not having discovered it yet.
So now that you are done with your thesis what's next on the agenda? Time off and enjoying the summer or what?
I've slain the demon that has been haunting me these past fourteen weeks. Now I shall prepare its corpse for the feast next week.
I mean: I finished my thesis and now only have to edit it and supply the abstract, table of contents, and whatnot. Far less mentally taxing than actually writing the damn thing.
The world just seems brighter now. I imagine it'll...
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I mean: I finished my thesis and now only have to edit it and supply the abstract, table of contents, and whatnot. Far less mentally taxing than actually writing the damn thing.
The world just seems brighter now. I imagine it'll...
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bombshellbetty:
Wow, congrats on finishing the thesis! That's got to be such a load off.
mykra:
Huzzah! Heres to getting drunk, TO YOU!
Um..ok, I confused myself there. Congrats anyways!
Um..ok, I confused myself there. Congrats anyways!
I'm always perplexed when people talk about "not wanting to ruin a friendship by having sex," as that's never happened to me. Ever. To the contrary, every one of friendships where sex was eventually had became stronger, more enjoyable.
On the other hand, I've had two friendships that didn't survive the denial of sex.
On the other hand, I've had two friendships that didn't survive the denial of sex.
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vixxen_:
I'm very with you on that comment. I randomly sleep with my friends if it comes up (no pun intended). I find it keeps relationships real and sane.
mykra:
That person is just being a bad friend. Friends have sex with other friends, otherwise your just a greedy bastard.
--you must have been the youngest person to ever watch and appreciate the Late Late show with Tom Snyder. I thought the average age of his avid fans was about the same as the planet's.
--no idea what you're talking about dude.
--I'm in the same positions...I just quit my job and now have to look for a better one. But i have no idea what to look for and what to apply for. Maybe i should just go back to school and get a master's.
I thought the exact same thing about Garden State when I first saw the preview. Then I recieved a DVD with the same preview on it, and watched it over and over until I uncovered the storyline.
It's about a guy (the kid from Scrubs) and a girl (that chick from Star Wars) and they do stuff (like stand on top of construction equipment in the rain). Method Man's in it too, but I don't believe he was in the preview (and I wonder why...).
But yeah, I'm looking forward to it as well.