There's been much static in the past ten months. Sadly, retuning the television is quite difficult.
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"I thought you'd fallen off the edge of the world."
"I nearly did."
(a painfully beautiful nymph with hazel hued eyes asked if she could borrow my baby blues and what could I do?)
"I nearly did."
(a painfully beautiful nymph with hazel hued eyes asked if she could borrow my baby blues and what could I do?)
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swoo:
You ever gonna accept that friends request sucka?
I just learned that the elementary school I attended has eliminated its gifted and talented program. My first thought was that they eliminated it because they lacked sufficient funds, but that proved not to be the case. No, this was yet another one of those initiatives that's supposed to help the self esteem of those students who were niether gifted nor talented. Which is odd,...
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lunna:
That's weird but stranger things have happened. Glad you're doing well sweetie.
falias:
say cheese the camara is pointing at you.
"To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of a summary: people are a problem."
-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at...
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metier_catwoman:
gloves or mittens?
coliwali:
That's pretty funny actually.
Ever have one of those moments where you think of something that makes you sad -- not so sad as to actually be blue or funkified or whatnot, just a bit of a shadow on the otherwise sunny disposition -- only to forget about what made you sad five minutes later and you're left feeling sad and can't remember why?
Really just a passing cloud,...
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grooverider:
Hi.
friedbanana:
Yeah...wow. I have those a lot. It's usually something from my past that creeps up on me and then dissipatates. That or something I dreamt about as I napped. Leaves me in a funk all day.
Today I watched the Nation Scrabble Competition and used the phrase "social engagement." Strange things are afoot.
Either mysterious forces are plotting against me in an effort to sneak a crazy-eyed nymph into my bedroom to rip out my poet tongue, or time is starting to have that aging effect.
Either mysterious forces are plotting against me in an effort to sneak a crazy-eyed nymph into my bedroom to rip out my poet tongue, or time is starting to have that aging effect.
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turin:
maybe you're just tired. my head, which used to be overflowing with music, has had my CD collection's greatest hits on repeat for the last few weeks. I hope I'm just tired.
severus:
hello mouthy.
(i) Hentai for Peace, anyone?
(ii) My hiatus should be over. All work that was devouring my free time like Galactus with a case of the munchies has been completed. Granted, free time should probably now be devoted to working on less time sensitive projects, but that would take discipline. Ah, well.
(iii) Asha's "Catwoman" set reminded me of a teasing and denial Batman...
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(ii) My hiatus should be over. All work that was devouring my free time like Galactus with a case of the munchies has been completed. Granted, free time should probably now be devoted to working on less time sensitive projects, but that would take discipline. Ah, well.
(iii) Asha's "Catwoman" set reminded me of a teasing and denial Batman...
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metier_catwoman:
Bruce-
Your blue eyed absence
....makes meh blue
One day when your fartn' around my abode, you should meet up with me and i can bore you to death
....sounds like a good plan 
Your blue eyed absence
....makes meh blue
One day when your fartn' around my abode, you should meet up with me and i can bore you to death
....sounds like a good plan
Anyone need a freelance copywriter?
Just asking.
Just asking.
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creative_slacker:
Where have you gone? Get your butt back here. We have stuff to write and be witty for the merriment of others... I can't do it without you man. Don't make me beg, I look quite unbecoming when I do.
smuffy:
shit.
you're still gone...
you're still gone...
(i) It's odd how the past two summers have been filled with intense physical labor that lasted precisely as long as I had time off. Now that the summer has come to an end, I am no longer needed to slave in the hot sun. Suspicious.
(ii) I remember after the '96 & '00 Olympics I kept hearing stories and reports about the carnal delights...
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(ii) I remember after the '96 & '00 Olympics I kept hearing stories and reports about the carnal delights...
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aubli:
yeah, i read a news in brief kind of thing about how trojan or some other condom company was giving away tons of free condoms to the olympians, saying that they thought it was an appropriate number to give out because athletes do "come into contact" during the Games. which is intimidatingly hot if you think about it.
too bad i missed seeing any of the volleyball.
i didn't get to slave in the sun much at all this summer... strikes me as a bit of a pity, though it's easy to go overboard with it. hope you enjoy the reprieve.
too bad i missed seeing any of the volleyball.
i didn't get to slave in the sun much at all this summer... strikes me as a bit of a pity, though it's easy to go overboard with it. hope you enjoy the reprieve.
wsj:
actually was simply a turn on movements and organizations that want to censor vulgarity, using their basic argument to show why cussing should be backed. Yes language is in constant change, and movements to attempt to halt the natural progression of a language should be taken cautiously.
Personally I avoided slaving away the summer by attending summer terms (but hey I am lazy like that
).
"Stick with me kid and you'll be wearing horse turds the size of diamonds"
TKS
actually was simply a turn on movements and organizations that want to censor vulgarity, using their basic argument to show why cussing should be backed. Yes language is in constant change, and movements to attempt to halt the natural progression of a language should be taken cautiously.
Personally I avoided slaving away the summer by attending summer terms (but hey I am lazy like that
).
"Stick with me kid and you'll be wearing horse turds the size of diamonds"
TKS
It's simply absurd the amount of fun I'm having playing the original Legend of Zelda and Super Mario World on the gameboy. Much time has been wasted that could've been better spent writing. And yet, I can't pull myself away. Curses.
(free time is currently at a premium due to helping my father with nailing wire mesh into blocks and landscaping a swamp, gamboy playing,...
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(free time is currently at a premium due to helping my father with nailing wire mesh into blocks and landscaping a swamp, gamboy playing,...
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madigan:
Guys and their video games. I suppose the same thing could be said for girls and their clothes. Or makeup. Shoes. Jewelry.
Oh, nevermind.
Oh, nevermind.
friedbanana:
Just saying hi
What advice could you take from someone who's been in your situation but really has'nt because it's two completely different people within their own situation. Fuck ! Don't make my entertainment box go a wall too!