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Here is a picture of me last Saturday with the "Big Ethyl" hamburger from Morris, IL. She's two pounds of beef with cheese, a pound of bun, and a pound of condiments.



If you can eat the whole thing, it's free. Otherwise she's $20. I had to fork over the money, although I gave it a good go. I ate about a pound and a half of the meat, a quarter pound of bun, and all of my condiments, without throwing up. Then I bought a copy of Van Halen II at the truck stop. Add that in with my show-stopping karaoke performance of "Behind Blue Eyes" and I'd say I had a pretty good weekend.