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Wu-tang Clan Ain't Nothin' to Fuck With.

You gotta diversify your bonds.
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Yeah.

I finally told my Dove that I got a tattoo. And she liked it, and that makes me feel okay.

The band wrote two new songs, and we're practicing tomorrow night.

Oh, and I got engaged, or something.
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I declare physically inflicted black eyes to be the new pink, which had been declared the new black. Hopefully several teenage girls will be sporting signs of domestic violence throughout my neighborhood. My peg leg hurts due to the cold weather inflicting it's wrath upon my bones/stump. Sometimes I wish a meteor would fall on my house and destroy all my stuff. My arm hurts...
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mc_dove:
llama llama duck. ARRR!!!
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I feel like my band is on the cusp of getting signed. We need $2,500 for distribution and whatnot, so help us out, yo. I want to tour this summer, but I don't know how well that'd run. We need alot of stuff, money, mostly. I need a new bass amp, like this one.

I miss wearing eyeliner. I used to be so cute, but...
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mc_dove:
if you're not a skinhead, how can i take you bowling, take you bowling?
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My back hurts.

Christmas is for pansies.

When something was for pansies back in the day, my grandpa (Dad's dad) used to yell "well, Mickey Mouse", and then throw punches. He's kind of my hero, except for beating his kids and the alcoholism and such.

Well, Mickey Mouse.
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Look upon me-I am the beast!

Hi. How're you?

It's cold, I'm tired, and my tummy hurts. And I might cry, but that's another story for another time. bok
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Hi, kids.

Listen to This.

If you like this 8 minute clip, we have more where that come from, for cheap, too. Just let me know.

I love Dove.

Sadly, the last of my ice cream is waiting for her. I wish she could get here sooner.

Work should be relatively decent this week, as I only have to go till Wednesday. After that,...
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mc_dove:
i love you too. your clip sounds like an abortion being conducted with foil.
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brinny:
gummo? whats gummo? DONT CRY! smile doll!
brinny kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss