Monday Nov 14, 2005

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I just want sleep. Lots of sleep. Maybe even days of sleep. Feeling crappy for weeks sucks. It's not quite being sick but the next best thing and I can't seem to shake it. Well, whatever.

P.S.-There's no difference between being holy and alone.
saturn1:
quit being a pussy! take your vitamins and shut up! i was early to work sunday. wanna come over thursday and look at my tank engine and see if you know why the wireless card wont work? im homely and alone so there's at least a physical difference!

Sunday Nov 13, 2005

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Went to work yesterday at 10:00 am got off work today at 5:00 am. Fuck! I worked through every rush that comes in a 24 hour period. I hurt. Some sleep was good though. Although I woke up after about 7 hours. eh.. whatever.

Friday Nov 11, 2005

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Computer upgrade. Check.
Yes! Now my computer can totally beat up your computer. Stupid pussies.

P.S.- My computer also now has a huge Cock! You are so jealous. (I know I am)
mcsmith73_99:
does that mean your gona stop calling me on the weekends now??? frown
saturn1:
you upset mike , that;s fucking mean!! what kind of person does that???

umm can you help me figure out why the wireless card i tried to install aint working

Thursday Nov 10, 2005

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Today brought great disappointment down upon me. The smoking ban within WA. will take effect Dec. 8th. Thank you to the liberal pussies who live in this city. I fucking hate you. If you want clean air maybe you should give up your precious SUV's. No? Then fuck off! You make me ashamed to live in this city.
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babymay:
What?! You mean the next time I come to visit I can't enjoy my endless hashbrowns with a cig?
babymay:
Oh, and word of advice... I live in California and the first night after the smoking ban came into effect here, I was at a bar. Be prepared to smell some of the ungodly things that cigarette smoke was covering up!

Tuesday Nov 08, 2005

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I need to reclaim my life. There is so much I want to do but I'm just too fucking lazy and unmotivated. Damn me!

P.S.- Papa in spanish means potato. Weird. Huh?

Monday Nov 07, 2005

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Man. I'm totally fighting the urge to get a super cute puppy from my friend. Zuess could have a playmate. I don't think the time is right yet, but damn those little pit bull pups are fucking cute!

P.S.-It's never a good idea to act like a shitbag in a place where you like to hang out.

Sunday Nov 06, 2005

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Yeah, so I stole this from my friends myspace account and am posting it here. Partly because it's about Chuck Norris *cringe* but mostly because it's fuckin' hilarious.

15 Little Known Facts About Chuck Norris

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond,...
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saturn1:
your dog's rash?????

Saturday Nov 05, 2005

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Today I threw some drunk Australian asshole out of my work for being a dick and being mean to the waitress. It was fun, I haven't gotten a chance to throw anyone out for a while.

P.S.- humility is a trait best learned from yourself.

Friday Nov 04, 2005

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Did I mention that I was Buddy Christ for Halloween? Well, I was. So there.

P.S.- Yes, I am well aware that I am not attractive to alien life forms. So what?
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skurvette:
i mean "buddy christ!" whatever
babymay:
I was disraught Southern Bell with mascara running down my face and smeared lipstick. I told people that I gave good head, but that I cry when I do it. I'll post a picture as soon as I get it.

[Edited on Nov 05, 2005 8:50PM]

Wednesday Nov 02, 2005

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I wish that my backpack had jets.

P.S.-I think I'm imploding.
tawnya:
At least you won't make a mess that way.
babymay:
All you sucka MC's can call me sir!

:bobafett
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