Don't you know? Chirstmas is a time for virgin sacrifices to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. At least you're not stuck in Leavenworth with 2 neices and a nephew in diapers. But on the positive side, that's a lot of sacrifices. The spaghetti monster should be pleased.
Ramen,
there for, you wouldn't have to "celebrate" his birth.
on the other hand..............