Tuesday Dec 21, 2004

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So this one time, I went to this party, and I left with an inflatable sheep. If you were there you know, if not, well your loss.

p.s.- there was a topless SG on an air hockey table. sweet!
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sydni:
It was a good moment for all of us.`
ox45:
But, seriously, that fucking sheep is the gift that keeps on giving... and giving... and giving...

Anal penetration of inflated farm animals is a joy that only the holidays can bring. Now all you need is some fruitcake and some drunken family squabbles.

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