Tuesday Dec 21, 2004

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So this one time, I went to this party, and I left with an inflatable sheep. If you were there you know, if not, well your loss.

p.s.- there was a topless SG on an air hockey table. sweet!
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sydni:
It was a good moment for all of us.`
ox45:
But, seriously, that fucking sheep is the gift that keeps on giving... and giving... and giving...

Anal penetration of inflated farm animals is a joy that only the holidays can bring. Now all you need is some fruitcake and some drunken family squabbles.

Wednesday Dec 15, 2004

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happy fuckin' holidays you bitches! aaaauuuuggghhhhh! mad
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sydni:
hell yeah!
cosyne:
Hey -- they don't call it the most wonderful time of the year for nuthin'!

Friday Dec 10, 2004

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Today truly sucked. I had to watch my girl crumble and almost fall apart. I hated it and I felt so powerless to stop it. It fucking sucked. My day was a tragic wastte of time on my day off. Except that it was with my girl, and we had some totally awesome sex, so I guess I can't really chalk it up as a...
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ooomermaidooo:
I'm glad you guys got home okay. I'm sorry I couldn't do more.
cosyne:
Oh no....it's the crappy Tuesdays, isn't it? Seriously, I hope everything is OK.

Friday Dec 03, 2004

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Hey! While I'm thinking about it why hasn't anyone been coming to tuesday karaoke lately? Sometimes there's maybe one or two other people there, but this needs to be some serious gang activity. We must show up in swarms.
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sydni:
make it an event. too much conversation and not enough telling people what to do. wink
cosyne:
AGREED! AGREED! AGREED! That's it! I'm changing my work schedule so I can start going to karaoke and I am freakin serious!

Friday Dec 03, 2004

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This is in fact an update. I am still breathing. that is all.. ARRR!!!
sydni:
but are you still in use of your other human functions? that is the question.

and I want more tofurkey.

Saturday Nov 20, 2004

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Jeez! So I've been told that I need to update. Well, here it is. I went to trivia night hosted by cosyne, with trevallion,sydni, and tawnya. We came in third. That means that two other teams were cheating. mad Other than that it's just work, karaoke, and my woman. Which really is all I need.
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trevallion:
Yeah no shit. They might drive like maniacs back in good ol Tennessee but at least you can get to where you're going in a reasonable amount of time.
sydni:
you know they were cheating. Cuz we are awesome.
be my friend. That is all. wink

Wednesday Nov 10, 2004

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Now that I know everyone still loves me I can go on with my life and my updates. I think my girl is sick, and worse I think II am the one who gave her the sick. frown That sucks. I am a very busy kid this week. Tuesday- roommates birthday, wednesday- An anniversary of sorts. Thursday- band practice. Friday- super duper fancy date night with...
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cosyne:
Hey -- glad you could make it out for trivia. And nice to meet you as well.
tawnya:
jeebus, you should update already.

in completely unrelated news:

I have a plastic bag on my head right now. the joys of ghetto home haircoloring ooo aaa

Saturday Nov 06, 2004

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Hey, the retard has returned! I finally realized how to update. Oh, the computer illiterate. How doomed are we.
I'm starting to think that nobody loves me anymore. So sad. frown Yeah, whatever. blahblahblah Anyway, yeah, I'm still alive.
tawnya:
I am afraid you took so long that you've lost everyone's interest. not to mention whining for comments only work if you have your titties on the site.wink
nightmares:
Don't worry we still love you......

Thursday Oct 14, 2004

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Byebye mom it's now me and my black metal friends.... eeek
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evillyn:
Don't listen to Tawnya, looking creepy is good.
tawnya:
I should update, that show was a while ago. Too bad I've been so busy having a real life and all wink