rice

Every few years I seem to wander back in here. The boobs just seem to make a bad day fade away. Yes, boobs make almost everything better.

Rice is Seattle bound. See you guys on the flip side. No internet for a few weeks I think.

Back. Again. Hmmmm.....

I woke up this morning and felt something crawling on my leg. It was a fucking tick! Shit, I hate those fucking things. Luckily it hadn't bitten me yet, so I just killed it and threw it in the toilet. Then it dawned on me... check the dog. Yup! The poor guy had one in his ear. The two I found were really small, as...
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Thanks to all who enjoyed the magnificent story in my last post. I moved my bed in yesterday. After we loaded it into the truck to bring it over a torrential down pour started. My mattress and box spring both got thoroughly soaked. So I turned them up on their sides and turned the space heater on them for several hours both yesterday and today....
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I've been watching a lot of Macguyver lately. I own the DVDs and they totally rule.

I've been waiting to post this because I hate typing, but the story must be told.

I've been sleeping on an air mattress now for a couple of months while being lazy about moving my bed to the new apartment. Well, Tuesday morning I put my elbow down into...
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Holy crap! Whoever reactivated my account thank you so much, and I love you! BOOBIES!

I might go gray for a bit, but just like Frosty I'll be back again someday. As everyone knows, I moved. Money is kinda tight right now and I can't justify looking at boobs here, when I need the money to eat. So remember, I loves you guys, but I also enjoy eating. Once my job situation is finally squared away I can afford to...
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I never remember to update.

Well, I live in Winston-Salem NC, now for starters. My rent is CHEAP. I live with 2 of my homies who happen to be married (I introduced them no less). We live in a house with a grand total of four dogs. Luckily three of them are small. I still have no job, but then again, I haven't really looked...
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I live in a hotel in Chattanooga now. I am so fuckin' classy! I've got a line on a few jobs, and a few places to stay as well. Friends are so helpful when moving. Oh, and the weather here is awesome. I'm sure I will change my mind in the summer, but for now...

I met Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson at my work today. Fuckin' weird. I tried to get Ryan to take a picture with us but he told me "I don't usually do that sort of thing". He then asked me my name and told me his name was Ryan while shaking my hand, I simply responded with "I know". Minor small talk ensued and then...
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