after seven months of loyal service, my beloved 1989 toyota camry finally decided to break down on my way to work tonight.
poor little fellow. at least he has frank the styrofoam skull in there to keep him company tonight. those mechanics better not fuck with my frankie
luckily i remembered that i am a member of AAA so i got it towed for free and it should be able to get fixed in the morning. busted radiator hose or some shit. naturally i have to sit at the shop the entire time they are working on it to blow in my god damn breathalyzer machine. hopefully it is done in time for me to illegally drive to my tattoo appointment at two because i have no other ride and my skin is craving ink like a madman!
was going to get it on my arm but decided to go larger and start up the legs. i should really stop starting sleeves because now i'll have 3 started and nowhere near completion hahaha oh well. its kind of a joke. it will be gorey and fucked up and i can't wait. my parents will probably disown me afterwards. i can't wait to git her done and show yinzzzzz
anywho back to the car troubles. it was strange because i was completely expecting something bad to happen. so when my car suddenly shut off and started smoking profusely a mile from work i just took it as a relaxing opportunity to sit in the car and chainsmoke in complete darkness.
things have been going incredibly well and abnormally in my favor lately and usually when that is the case, SOMETHING bad tends to happen. not even an hour beforehand i had texted steve and said i was waiting for the bad to come hahaha oh man. whatever. thats what i get for purchasing a twenty year old car for five hundred bucks.
i got a new job!! hostessing at a sushi place where i get free asian cuisine three times a day.....
yessssssssss.
i may keep aldo as well. but they scheduled me all this weekend and i was thinking of skipping town to go visit someone who is sort of amazing
i suppose now that my car is out of commission i can use that as an excuse to ditch my shifts. or i could just quit. fuck it. what happens happens.
new job. regained sense of self and independence...finally. and in the very very near future, new tats. new superbowl championship (knock on wood) and new nakie rexx pictures for your viewing pleasure.
life is good even when smoke is flooding from my car's hood
my pile of tax returns is already ridiculous and i havn't even recieved half of my forms. i can see it out of the corner of my eye. thank god i'm a loser and my dad still does them for me. bahaha.
wow. i just this very second recieved a text from the AAA guy who towed my car asking if i want to go out sometime? HAHAHAHAHA. i'm pretty sure you aren't supposed to use my phone number for personal reasons buddy......and well, no.
mmmmm i'm going to go read now.
and continue to try and find transportation for tomorrow.
i'm bored. talk to me?
poor little fellow. at least he has frank the styrofoam skull in there to keep him company tonight. those mechanics better not fuck with my frankie
luckily i remembered that i am a member of AAA so i got it towed for free and it should be able to get fixed in the morning. busted radiator hose or some shit. naturally i have to sit at the shop the entire time they are working on it to blow in my god damn breathalyzer machine. hopefully it is done in time for me to illegally drive to my tattoo appointment at two because i have no other ride and my skin is craving ink like a madman!
was going to get it on my arm but decided to go larger and start up the legs. i should really stop starting sleeves because now i'll have 3 started and nowhere near completion hahaha oh well. its kind of a joke. it will be gorey and fucked up and i can't wait. my parents will probably disown me afterwards. i can't wait to git her done and show yinzzzzz
anywho back to the car troubles. it was strange because i was completely expecting something bad to happen. so when my car suddenly shut off and started smoking profusely a mile from work i just took it as a relaxing opportunity to sit in the car and chainsmoke in complete darkness.
things have been going incredibly well and abnormally in my favor lately and usually when that is the case, SOMETHING bad tends to happen. not even an hour beforehand i had texted steve and said i was waiting for the bad to come hahaha oh man. whatever. thats what i get for purchasing a twenty year old car for five hundred bucks.
i got a new job!! hostessing at a sushi place where i get free asian cuisine three times a day.....
yessssssssss.
i may keep aldo as well. but they scheduled me all this weekend and i was thinking of skipping town to go visit someone who is sort of amazing
i suppose now that my car is out of commission i can use that as an excuse to ditch my shifts. or i could just quit. fuck it. what happens happens.
new job. regained sense of self and independence...finally. and in the very very near future, new tats. new superbowl championship (knock on wood) and new nakie rexx pictures for your viewing pleasure.
life is good even when smoke is flooding from my car's hood
my pile of tax returns is already ridiculous and i havn't even recieved half of my forms. i can see it out of the corner of my eye. thank god i'm a loser and my dad still does them for me. bahaha.
wow. i just this very second recieved a text from the AAA guy who towed my car asking if i want to go out sometime? HAHAHAHAHA. i'm pretty sure you aren't supposed to use my phone number for personal reasons buddy......and well, no.
mmmmm i'm going to go read now.
and continue to try and find transportation for tomorrow.
i'm bored. talk to me?
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Getting stuck out in the darkness is fucking awesome, as long as there are a shit load of stars out and no light polution. A trip I had back home from Vegas. I along with cars full of people as far as I could see got stopped for 45 min. on a back road freeway. People turned off their engines and lights and some got out of their cars with guitars and shit and began playing music. I was laying on my hood staring up at the sky, and in the middle of nowhere. It was like I was in space. SWEET!!
Have fun on Sunday Rexxy Blacklung, I know your a Steelers fan.
That sucks about the car but awesome you got a new great job. Hope it all works out.
I got this text today that I thought you would enjoy...
What's the difference between a Steeler and a Catholic school boy?
Nothin'... They're both gonna get screwed by a Cardinal this Sunday!! Go Cards!!
See you Sunday!!