first of all, i must say that it is extremely refreshing to be back to seeing brand new sets on the front page that havn't already been sitting in member review. i love it 
second of all i got myself into a bet to start off the pre-game rivalry on sunday. my friends seem to think that i am physically incapable of consuming the one pound burger from cheeburger cheeburger in thirty minutes or less. actually they don't think i can eat it in any amount of time. if i eat it i am making them wear steelers gear for the entire game (ravens fans). if i can't eat it, i have to make them ravens cupcakes shaped like footballs.
SUNDAY WE SEPARATE THE MEN FROM THE BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i never fill out these dumb surveys that pop up all over myspace but this one is about sex. and i have nothing better to do. except actually be having sex. and that isn't happening. so fuck it.
What is it that you absolutely need sexually?
aggression, control, the element of surprise
What is something you have always wanted to try?
well ever since i dreamed about a hot girl in latex fucking me with a strap-on i've been sort of curious...
What is something you have never done in bed before?
no piss. no shit. ever.
What time of day do you like to have sex?
any fucking time jesus what kind of question is that!
What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?
it doesn't take much.
How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
i usually don't last very long. but kisses are nice.
If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?
probably excited. i'm sort of an exhibitionist. unless it was freddy kruger or something. actually...that might be kind of hot....
Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river?
fuck no. i'd be naked too.
What part of your body are you self-conscious about?
nothing really.
Do you have any sexual regrets?
i don't believe in regrets.
If a lover cheated on you would you take them back?
fuck no.
How Important is sex in your life?
more important than water and air but not more important than food. i like to eat...alot.
How Important is love in your life?
i mean, i love my friends. but i don't really bother myself about being "in love". i'm totally satisfied without.
What is the biggest fight you have ever had with a bf/gf?
this isn't even about sex. and i never really get into fights. i'm pretty easy-going.
Do you believe in make-up sex?
i dont think i would disbelieve in any sex ever.
Have you ever had a one night stand?
i've had my share. sue me.
Who did you lose your virginity to?
some douchebag jock type guy back in high school
When and where did you lose your virginity?
sixteen. in a bed. boring, i know.
If you could go back in time would you change it or take it back?
no way. it started my sex life. why would i take it back!?
Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant?
hm...maybe.
Where would you have sex in public?
just about anywhere if i was assured that 1. i wouldnt be arrested and 2. none of my family members would show up.
Would you ever have sex while at work?
yes, i'm actually pissed that i havnt done this yet.
Would you have sex in the corner of a department store?
probably not. but i do want to fuck in a dressing room.
Would you have sex in the rain?
i have. in the middle of a national park. and on a raft at a koa (probably not a safe idea) and i would again. its pretty fucking hot.
What movie makes you horny?
i usually get bored three fourths of the way through most and boredom often leads to horniness
What do you like trimmed,shaved or natural?
dreaded. complete with beads......
Would you have sex in a dressing room?
i said this already you asshole.
What sounds do you like to hear during sex?
death metal, NIN, or deftones blaring as loud as possible. and well, pretty much anything verbal. talk dirty to me.
What sounds do you make during sex?
hai-yai-yai-yai!
What do you yell during an orgasm?
i like rusty spoooooooooooons!!!
How many times a week do you like to have sex?
i guess as many as possible given the situations haha
Do you want to try the 69 position?
i have. and its quite nice.
What are your three fav positions?
doggie, reverse cowgirl, hogtied
What are the top 3 erogenous zones on your body?
it doesn't really matter, just kiss my neck and i'm gone.
Top or Bottom?
switcheroo
Bedroom or other room?
its all good. i prefer a spontaneous location where i'm not supposed to be fornicating
Lights on or off?
whatever
Public or Private?
whatever. usually private. but i've had my share of romps in public places haha
Partially or Entirely naked?
i prefer entirely but honestly sometimes its hot doing a quickie somewhere naughty with everything on, just a skirt pulled up and a zipper down
Oil & Lotion or Candles & Egyptian Cotton?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. candles if it involves hot wax on my skin? egyptian cotton? what?
Naughty Videos or Hott Photos?
photos.
Lacy Panties/Silk Boxers or Leather?
leather. but i like lacy panties as well. silk boxers? no thank you. haha
Fast & Hard or Slow & Gentle?
switch it up
Standing up or Laying down?
floating
Soft or Firm touch?
i like it rough
Under Covers or On top?
i can't believe i'm filling this out.
Have you ever hooked up on a swing set?
on a playground that was attached to a swing set...
Is there any desire that you want to try that you think is taboo?
its taboo or bust!
Any new positions you haven't done but want to try?
i'll try anything once.
Are there any secret desires you have never told?
beastiality. yeah. thats right. woof! moooooooooooo!
What is your favorite thing about sex?
everything
What is your favorite sexual setting?
anywhere
Whats your Favorite position?
havn't we been through this already?
Would you ever work out nude?
hell yeah then my clothes wouldnt get all sweaty
Would you have sex on the bench press?
that would be pretty hot
Would you ever fool around in a movie theater?
i probably wouldnt now actually. it was cool in high school. haha
Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf?
was this survey made by twelve year olds?
Do you think you need sex more or less often than the average person?
what is average these days anyways?
Who was on your mind while you did this survey?
ok that was lame as hell.
time to watch pineapple express
second of all i got myself into a bet to start off the pre-game rivalry on sunday. my friends seem to think that i am physically incapable of consuming the one pound burger from cheeburger cheeburger in thirty minutes or less. actually they don't think i can eat it in any amount of time. if i eat it i am making them wear steelers gear for the entire game (ravens fans). if i can't eat it, i have to make them ravens cupcakes shaped like footballs.
SUNDAY WE SEPARATE THE MEN FROM THE BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i never fill out these dumb surveys that pop up all over myspace but this one is about sex. and i have nothing better to do. except actually be having sex. and that isn't happening. so fuck it.
What is it that you absolutely need sexually?
aggression, control, the element of surprise
What is something you have always wanted to try?
well ever since i dreamed about a hot girl in latex fucking me with a strap-on i've been sort of curious...
What is something you have never done in bed before?
no piss. no shit. ever.
What time of day do you like to have sex?
any fucking time jesus what kind of question is that!
What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?
it doesn't take much.
How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
i usually don't last very long. but kisses are nice.
If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?
probably excited. i'm sort of an exhibitionist. unless it was freddy kruger or something. actually...that might be kind of hot....
Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river?
fuck no. i'd be naked too.
What part of your body are you self-conscious about?
nothing really.
Do you have any sexual regrets?
i don't believe in regrets.
If a lover cheated on you would you take them back?
fuck no.
How Important is sex in your life?
more important than water and air but not more important than food. i like to eat...alot.
How Important is love in your life?
i mean, i love my friends. but i don't really bother myself about being "in love". i'm totally satisfied without.
What is the biggest fight you have ever had with a bf/gf?
this isn't even about sex. and i never really get into fights. i'm pretty easy-going.
Do you believe in make-up sex?
i dont think i would disbelieve in any sex ever.
Have you ever had a one night stand?
i've had my share. sue me.
Who did you lose your virginity to?
some douchebag jock type guy back in high school
When and where did you lose your virginity?
sixteen. in a bed. boring, i know.
If you could go back in time would you change it or take it back?
no way. it started my sex life. why would i take it back!?
Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant?
hm...maybe.
Where would you have sex in public?
just about anywhere if i was assured that 1. i wouldnt be arrested and 2. none of my family members would show up.
Would you ever have sex while at work?
yes, i'm actually pissed that i havnt done this yet.
Would you have sex in the corner of a department store?
probably not. but i do want to fuck in a dressing room.
Would you have sex in the rain?
i have. in the middle of a national park. and on a raft at a koa (probably not a safe idea) and i would again. its pretty fucking hot.
What movie makes you horny?
i usually get bored three fourths of the way through most and boredom often leads to horniness
What do you like trimmed,shaved or natural?
dreaded. complete with beads......
Would you have sex in a dressing room?
i said this already you asshole.
What sounds do you like to hear during sex?
death metal, NIN, or deftones blaring as loud as possible. and well, pretty much anything verbal. talk dirty to me.
What sounds do you make during sex?
hai-yai-yai-yai!
What do you yell during an orgasm?
i like rusty spoooooooooooons!!!
How many times a week do you like to have sex?
i guess as many as possible given the situations haha
Do you want to try the 69 position?
i have. and its quite nice.
What are your three fav positions?
doggie, reverse cowgirl, hogtied
What are the top 3 erogenous zones on your body?
it doesn't really matter, just kiss my neck and i'm gone.
Top or Bottom?
switcheroo
Bedroom or other room?
its all good. i prefer a spontaneous location where i'm not supposed to be fornicating
Lights on or off?
whatever
Public or Private?
whatever. usually private. but i've had my share of romps in public places haha
Partially or Entirely naked?
i prefer entirely but honestly sometimes its hot doing a quickie somewhere naughty with everything on, just a skirt pulled up and a zipper down
Oil & Lotion or Candles & Egyptian Cotton?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. candles if it involves hot wax on my skin? egyptian cotton? what?
Naughty Videos or Hott Photos?
photos.
Lacy Panties/Silk Boxers or Leather?
leather. but i like lacy panties as well. silk boxers? no thank you. haha
Fast & Hard or Slow & Gentle?
switch it up
Standing up or Laying down?
floating
Soft or Firm touch?
i like it rough
Under Covers or On top?
i can't believe i'm filling this out.
Have you ever hooked up on a swing set?
on a playground that was attached to a swing set...
Is there any desire that you want to try that you think is taboo?
its taboo or bust!
Any new positions you haven't done but want to try?
i'll try anything once.
Are there any secret desires you have never told?
beastiality. yeah. thats right. woof! moooooooooooo!
What is your favorite thing about sex?
everything
What is your favorite sexual setting?
anywhere
Whats your Favorite position?
havn't we been through this already?
Would you ever work out nude?
hell yeah then my clothes wouldnt get all sweaty
Would you have sex on the bench press?
that would be pretty hot
Would you ever fool around in a movie theater?
i probably wouldnt now actually. it was cool in high school. haha
Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf?
was this survey made by twelve year olds?
Do you think you need sex more or less often than the average person?
what is average these days anyways?
Who was on your mind while you did this survey?
ok that was lame as hell.
time to watch pineapple express
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