UPDATE!!!! ....once again my babies make a fucking righteous comeback in the 4th quarter, with 26 seconds to go, PITTSBURGH STEELERS SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!! (good thing too, because i called off work to watch the game 
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ahhh so i just got my computer and my phone back after leaving them at a friend's house on thursday...
why would i do such a thing you ask?
well, we'd been drinking.....alot....
and at five in the morning we decided it would be a great idea to take a roadtrip to washington dc...
i know, what the fuck! hahaha both of us are pretty broke right now so we really didn't have money to do anything, but none of that matters when the cloud of the drink is upon you. so we loaded up a 7-11 Xtreme Gulp with coffee and hit the road. the ride up was great. jamming out, talking, laughing, still buzzing hardcore, wondering why in the hell we thought dc would be an exciting place to go (i hate historical monuments, as well as the government). so we are about an hour away and stuck in traffic when brandon realizes he has to pee like crazy (we drank over a gallon of coffee total...). we get off an exit and get lost and finally manage to get off the road to potentially relieve the bladder when we realize that we pulled into the fucking pentagon! damn...he was about to cry, or piss his pants, i'm panicking because i don't want to sit in a car smelling of crusty pee on the way back...alas...the xtreme gulp!!!! so back on the highway, full on rush hour traffic at this point, and he is pissing in a gigantic coffee mug the size of both of our heads. i'm laughing my ass off and drunkenly trying to capture this on the nikon when all of a sudden he starts to panic...
"its full holy fucking shit its filling up i can't stop i can't stop pissing it'll burn fuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"
and as the finally k's of the bellowed fuck were coming out of his mouth he loses control of his dick and piss starts squirting everywhere. all over the drivers side window, the windsheild, and completely immersing the steering wheel.
HAHAHAAHAHHAHA. oh....my god....i havn't laughed that hard in so fucking long. i seriously thought i might start hyperventilating.
well that is how the trip began....we parked in bum fuck egypt because he didnt want to bother with the hassle of finding and paying for a parking spot anywhere decent. we both look completely cracked out wandering the streets of dc. it takes us about an hour from where we parked to get to the white house where i amused myself by screaming that i was here to assassinate george bush in front of the security guards with rifles. i guess i don't look that threatening because they just gave me dirty looks.
at this point its been almost forty eight hours since we've slept and we've been walking for miles and extremely dehydrated from coffee and booze from the night before.
bad decision on our part. haha it would have been great if we could have chilled out all day, gone to some bars, eaten some food, really gotten to enjoy our random roadtrip. but we both had to work at 4:30 and are definitly too broke to pass it up....so we had to turn back around noon and head back to the car....only take an hour or so we thought.....
well because my opinion doesn't matter and men apparently are the know-all on directions we got insanely lost in the straight slums of dc and probably walked about four or five miles to the point of collapse due to extreme exhaustion and dehydration and asking ten thousand people for directions on foot before finally finding the car. the drive home was unsafe. i was pissed because i wanted to stay but knew i needed to work last night to get some money for my trip to pittsburgh....not that we really had money to stay and do much of anything anyways hahaha but hey i always say in times such as this, where there's a will, there's a way. even if that way is something like the plasma bank
so yeah...then i worked....it was smooth but its official that i hate serving tables... got home and was extremely aggravated that it was friday night and i was stuck with no phone or computer but by this point i was so fucking tired i decided not to care and slept until noon today.
wheeeeeeeewwweeeeeeeee. not the best random roadtrip but we did have some great laughs. and it does a body good to walk five or six miles in a day after a night of heavy drinking.
anyways....
thank you to everyone who has commented on my set so far, you guys are amazing and i'm glad that you enjoyed it. if you havn't go check it out and leave some nice comments if you likeeee!
nothing else is new at the moment...so i'm going to go make hot chocolate and do my laundry. ew, that sounds so domesticated. hahaha well anyways hope you are having a fabulous weekend
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ahhh so i just got my computer and my phone back after leaving them at a friend's house on thursday...
why would i do such a thing you ask?
well, we'd been drinking.....alot....
and at five in the morning we decided it would be a great idea to take a roadtrip to washington dc...
i know, what the fuck! hahaha both of us are pretty broke right now so we really didn't have money to do anything, but none of that matters when the cloud of the drink is upon you. so we loaded up a 7-11 Xtreme Gulp with coffee and hit the road. the ride up was great. jamming out, talking, laughing, still buzzing hardcore, wondering why in the hell we thought dc would be an exciting place to go (i hate historical monuments, as well as the government). so we are about an hour away and stuck in traffic when brandon realizes he has to pee like crazy (we drank over a gallon of coffee total...). we get off an exit and get lost and finally manage to get off the road to potentially relieve the bladder when we realize that we pulled into the fucking pentagon! damn...he was about to cry, or piss his pants, i'm panicking because i don't want to sit in a car smelling of crusty pee on the way back...alas...the xtreme gulp!!!! so back on the highway, full on rush hour traffic at this point, and he is pissing in a gigantic coffee mug the size of both of our heads. i'm laughing my ass off and drunkenly trying to capture this on the nikon when all of a sudden he starts to panic...
"its full holy fucking shit its filling up i can't stop i can't stop pissing it'll burn fuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"
and as the finally k's of the bellowed fuck were coming out of his mouth he loses control of his dick and piss starts squirting everywhere. all over the drivers side window, the windsheild, and completely immersing the steering wheel.
HAHAHAAHAHHAHA. oh....my god....i havn't laughed that hard in so fucking long. i seriously thought i might start hyperventilating.
well that is how the trip began....we parked in bum fuck egypt because he didnt want to bother with the hassle of finding and paying for a parking spot anywhere decent. we both look completely cracked out wandering the streets of dc. it takes us about an hour from where we parked to get to the white house where i amused myself by screaming that i was here to assassinate george bush in front of the security guards with rifles. i guess i don't look that threatening because they just gave me dirty looks.
at this point its been almost forty eight hours since we've slept and we've been walking for miles and extremely dehydrated from coffee and booze from the night before.
bad decision on our part. haha it would have been great if we could have chilled out all day, gone to some bars, eaten some food, really gotten to enjoy our random roadtrip. but we both had to work at 4:30 and are definitly too broke to pass it up....so we had to turn back around noon and head back to the car....only take an hour or so we thought.....
well because my opinion doesn't matter and men apparently are the know-all on directions we got insanely lost in the straight slums of dc and probably walked about four or five miles to the point of collapse due to extreme exhaustion and dehydration and asking ten thousand people for directions on foot before finally finding the car. the drive home was unsafe. i was pissed because i wanted to stay but knew i needed to work last night to get some money for my trip to pittsburgh....not that we really had money to stay and do much of anything anyways hahaha but hey i always say in times such as this, where there's a will, there's a way. even if that way is something like the plasma bank
so yeah...then i worked....it was smooth but its official that i hate serving tables... got home and was extremely aggravated that it was friday night and i was stuck with no phone or computer but by this point i was so fucking tired i decided not to care and slept until noon today.
wheeeeeeeewwweeeeeeeee. not the best random roadtrip but we did have some great laughs. and it does a body good to walk five or six miles in a day after a night of heavy drinking.
anyways....
thank you to everyone who has commented on my set so far, you guys are amazing and i'm glad that you enjoyed it. if you havn't go check it out and leave some nice comments if you likeeee!
nothing else is new at the moment...so i'm going to go make hot chocolate and do my laundry. ew, that sounds so domesticated. hahaha well anyways hope you are having a fabulous weekend
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You're always in the craziness. Love it.