holy shit.
i just saw the aristocrats for the first time, FUCKING HILARIOUS.
bob saggat and cartmen made me die completely of laughter.
considering i am one of the most vulgar and disgusting human beings i have ever met, this was right up my alley. i had never heard of this suppose "greatest joke of all time", nor seen or heard of this documentary. i am in love.
anything where the requirements are that it must contain perverse sexual references, incest, blood, shit, and piss............BEAUTIFUL.
is it bad that i immediatly started thinking of ways my sick little mind could make this joke even more fabulous than these comedians?
.....i was watching it with a friend who has a tail-less cat. the first thing to pop out of my mouth was something along the lines of..."if i was telling this i'd probably say something about how i would rip your dick off with your little sisters teeth, tie it to your cats ass in place of a tail using your moms pubes and her one ridiculously long nipple hair, then use the cat as a strap on to fuck your unborn child in the asshole"
....good start?
i just saw the aristocrats for the first time, FUCKING HILARIOUS.
bob saggat and cartmen made me die completely of laughter.
considering i am one of the most vulgar and disgusting human beings i have ever met, this was right up my alley. i had never heard of this suppose "greatest joke of all time", nor seen or heard of this documentary. i am in love.
anything where the requirements are that it must contain perverse sexual references, incest, blood, shit, and piss............BEAUTIFUL.
is it bad that i immediatly started thinking of ways my sick little mind could make this joke even more fabulous than these comedians?
.....i was watching it with a friend who has a tail-less cat. the first thing to pop out of my mouth was something along the lines of..."if i was telling this i'd probably say something about how i would rip your dick off with your little sisters teeth, tie it to your cats ass in place of a tail using your moms pubes and her one ridiculously long nipple hair, then use the cat as a strap on to fuck your unborn child in the asshole"
....good start?
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That's definitely a good start with for an aristocrat joke.