We were having dinner, you know, sitting, talking, I was cooking. And Devon, you know, she makes mead, and I hate mead, but she brings it over and I drink it because Im an alcoholic and I want to be polite. But this time she brought ale, and I like ale, so I drink it. And we were drinking it, and eating, and talking, and as will happen with adults, the conversation turned to sex.
And Devon . . . blushes. She turns red and I ask why, and she says, Well, I was masturbating, and I squirted, while I was making the beer, and . . .
And? And, what and, what does that mean, and?
And, she said, and she waved her hands at the bottle of beer.
And . . . I . . . couldnt say anything. Ed, I looked at Ed, and he turned green. The color just rose up his face. He said, I have to go, and he got up and he went to the bathroom and I heard him turn on the shower and he stayed in there a while. And Devon and I, we were just left there. And I asked her, I asked why, and she said, Well, its, its part of the spell.
Man, I hate witches.
Ed went out later and it was just me and Devon and I wanted to make sure she knew, that she knew this was not okay. But I couldnt, like I couldnt talk about it . . . and now theres this precedent there, that when Devon comes over, shell bring her beer, itll have this . . . itll be in it, and she can talk about it now.
Ed came back later, when she was gone, and he paced around the house, holding his rosary, saying, Fire and brimstone and pussy water . . . He said today we should go down the street, we should go to the church and tell the, the local padre or whatever, just tell him what happened and ask for his blessing . . . tell him what happened and ask for his blessing . . . tell him we need a +2 to our saves. And, you know, Im not That Way, but I think he might be right! We invite her into our home, shes casting spells on us . . .
I asked her what sort of spell it was and I think she lied to me. She said, Oh, you know, its just a general happiness spell. But shes had . . . its a known secret that shes had a crush on Eddie for two years, and on me, well . . . she tends to idolize the men around her, I think. She looks up to them, to any of them, and she adores them. So then, shes casting some spell on the beer she feeds us, and it involves her, what, her pussy water? Thats not general happiness. And how many bottles did she make?
Ed went online, he found this website, and he asked them about it, he told them what happened. They told him that a simple reverse-spell should do the trick. So, you know, step one: find a warlock.
And Devon . . . blushes. She turns red and I ask why, and she says, Well, I was masturbating, and I squirted, while I was making the beer, and . . .
And? And, what and, what does that mean, and?
And, she said, and she waved her hands at the bottle of beer.
And . . . I . . . couldnt say anything. Ed, I looked at Ed, and he turned green. The color just rose up his face. He said, I have to go, and he got up and he went to the bathroom and I heard him turn on the shower and he stayed in there a while. And Devon and I, we were just left there. And I asked her, I asked why, and she said, Well, its, its part of the spell.
Man, I hate witches.
Ed went out later and it was just me and Devon and I wanted to make sure she knew, that she knew this was not okay. But I couldnt, like I couldnt talk about it . . . and now theres this precedent there, that when Devon comes over, shell bring her beer, itll have this . . . itll be in it, and she can talk about it now.
Ed came back later, when she was gone, and he paced around the house, holding his rosary, saying, Fire and brimstone and pussy water . . . He said today we should go down the street, we should go to the church and tell the, the local padre or whatever, just tell him what happened and ask for his blessing . . . tell him what happened and ask for his blessing . . . tell him we need a +2 to our saves. And, you know, Im not That Way, but I think he might be right! We invite her into our home, shes casting spells on us . . .
I asked her what sort of spell it was and I think she lied to me. She said, Oh, you know, its just a general happiness spell. But shes had . . . its a known secret that shes had a crush on Eddie for two years, and on me, well . . . she tends to idolize the men around her, I think. She looks up to them, to any of them, and she adores them. So then, shes casting some spell on the beer she feeds us, and it involves her, what, her pussy water? Thats not general happiness. And how many bottles did she make?
Ed went online, he found this website, and he asked them about it, he told them what happened. They told him that a simple reverse-spell should do the trick. So, you know, step one: find a warlock.
But I *REALLY* hope it's fact
But if it's fiction, it's great writing.