Thursday Dec 04, 2003

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I just wrote a play about cheese sandwiches.

What have you done with your life lately? Tell me something amazing. Lie if you have to, just don't tell me so.
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delilahb:
So my wedding to the supermodel in Milan went extrodinarily well. We're really in love. I'm also going to be published in February's issue of The New Yorker. Um, whatelse, I was offered a position as a fluffer for a local porn director. I love my life.
mykra:
I wrote a play about Jesus Christ coming back to humanity in the year 2003 dressed up as the easter bunny. He ends up getting drunk, taking off the head of the costume to puke in front of alot of kids, they freak out, and the parents beat him up.

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